Oseloka

Industrial Chemist/Quality Management professional/Smart AMF

[Oseloka @stanfizzy]

@jon_d_doe My wife and I was dragging fish yesterday. I was like but you don't like fish na. She said but you are eating it na😭😭

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@arojinle1 Omor geography teachers needs to be paid more.

How about coral reefs, continental shelfs etc. Seas and Oceans have that in common

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@neo_officialll I go you more bro... you no sit down do 3 raises with 1 foot and you no do 5 with 2 feet

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@tosinadesuyi @tobyasky You think someone who had 6 FK in 2012 magically developed the ability to play FK because of talent.

You think say a 39yrs old can trap ball in professional match like WC without intense training 😭😭 wake up jare

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@smaldard Entrepreneurs are the worst kind of humans especially beginners that has small money and connections.

I will rather we don't deal

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@Joe_brendan_ People wey slow are countering him keh.

Person say you can buy Akara as early as 8am😭😭

In my Village in Anambra state, Okpa, Ofe akwu dn ready by 7am fr junction. Akara na wait and take

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@climaxx_empire Any woman screaming "talk to us" lost her feminine touch long ago.

You look at certain women and before she even speaks, you know she is married vice versa. Feminity is an inate characteristic in a woman.

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@jon_d_doe Had a gap assessment to do for all units. I have done for few and AI did the rest. Deadline is 2nd week of September, I have left it to focus on other things. Will be reviewing on daily basis js to be sure the file is solid

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@KDCGlobal_ COPA America was never a 4 years tournament. Infact the 4yrs started on Messi's debut.

Anything that gives that fanbase an erection

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@theofficialdrl @UnkleAyo You lots need to take a peak at organic Synthesis or natural product chemistry

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@JideunoChioma @UnkleAyo See yea... i have done both MBA and MSc Industrial Chemistry

I took 2 weeks leave to write 3 Chemistry courses but never took a single day off and aced all my MBA courses.

If the gap no wide make I know

[Oseloka @stanfizzy]

@OginiSolomon Same Bayern bullied Madrid in 2013
Ajax bullied Juve
Barca bullied Man U with Messi and Ronaldo there.
Romantic, Lyon etc

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@SWinterveldt @OisinONeill8911 @jayjayr01 Tottenham Bale was miles ahead of Madrid Bale. Bale underperformed at Madrid.

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@OisinONeill8911 @jayjayr01 You can move the goal post to heaven and point is still exactly the same

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@cknze1 A woman is like your stomach. No.matter how much food it eats last night, it will remind you tomorrow that it needs to feed and it wil do so in a very painful way if you dont listen.

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@jon_d_doe I told my current wife that I needed data to complete job application back then. We were both corpers at the time, I was finishing up, she was js starting. She sub 1k for me, omor!!! I decided that day. 5yrs anniversary and I'm happy I locked in.

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@jon_d_doe I watched big bang theory in 2011.

After i got married, i viewed every other woman from the lens of "mermaid theory"

They never beats the allegation. They are always fune from afar and as a group. Fcat check me anyone 🥲😂

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@lioneldoslaylow Mugu said shit league and Ronaldo's career was defined by the shit league.

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@UgwunnaEjikem Acting like Messi goal against Real Betis after Suarez miss no follow or the goal against Bilbao(not the copa del rey) or the goal against Brazil or the valencia one

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@BrijeshKaler @NealGardner_ So this referee isn't from FiFA.

You are such a clown