Matthew Ian Stanford

Writer, Designer, Developer for @legendary_pants

Tabaxi Bard

he/him

[Matthew Ian Stanford @stanfordwrites]

Running a company doesn't seem that hard. Here, I'll give you my secret process:

Step 1 - Don't fuck over your customers

Happy customers give you their money. It's literally that simple.

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@IwriteOK I'm an hour in and it's incredible.

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@IwriteOK Truly the greatest Batman movie...

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@IwriteOK I'm here to watch people miss the joke...

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@ladydzra They had me at Visitors!

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@IwriteOK @drmistercody Nuclear boarheads

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@IwriteOK I'm in a wheelchair, so going to a theater sucks. I want this option for all movies...

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@Indestructoboy How so? Temporary hit points in 5e don't stack, so killing a bag of rats still only grants WIS + level temps.

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@StellarisGame Don't make a new system that makes habitats work differently than all the other colonies in terms of the play flow. Use the 'planetary features' system to expand the habitat rather than having to go find individual orbitals. Expanding orbitals can be just like 'clearing blockers'

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@IwriteOK A gritty Leopold and the Congo biopic alongside a Micromachines adventure flick...

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@Cassiyus @violetbfox No, I hate French fries!

[Matthew Ian Stanford @stanfordwrites]

@IwriteOK When do we start whatever dose the mentats are on?

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@SBJ_Personal @magpiekilljoy @Dzushmosh I'm not trying to "gotcha," I'm genuinely curious: if the anarchist solution to large-scale logistical projects is "guilds," then that is a type of government, even if that gvt only rules a specific part of society. How does society ensure a guild does not behave badly?

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@magpiekilljoy @Dzushmosh So, how are we defining a centralized government at this point? Establishing and enforcing industrial standards is a centralized government, even if those standards come from "specialists" rather than politicians.

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@MoistOwletteOff You continue to be the only good Brit!

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@MoistOwletteOff Happy Traitor Day!

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@IwriteOK I assume the extensive TikTok meme coverage will be included...

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@ladydzra @LanceSchantz Podcast Addict, the greatest podcast app ever made as long as you're using Android.

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@IwriteOK Shouldn't have let that discontent meter get so high...

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@IwriteOK Would this have happened months ago if Biden et al had let the strike happen, do you think?

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@IwriteOK Okay, hire young people. COMPETENT young people. They exist. And most of them need good work in this hellscape...