Troy Stanger

Software Developer, Photographer, Recovering Bartender.

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First, has @PatrickMannelly seen this? And two does he have any notes? 🤣

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Flipped those laces around immediately

10/10 hold no notes

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@shane_riordan Sure it took toe hours to make, but did you start it yesterday? 🤣

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@trislerstudz I think your phone autocorrected the word “fumble” to “play”.

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@ChrisTannehill It’s a pale representation of it doesn’t include the theme song.

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@WestSportsPT @WCGridiron Have you seen what’s been happening to Justin Fields in Pittsburg. Most of his big plays and TDs get called back due to OL penalties.

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@ethomson Maybe stop jumping on the bed?

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@DannyParkins According to the story you told us all, It’s been 14,112 days since you were conceived, and since that day the Bears have been unable to win a Super Bowl.

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@shane_riordan Just block that bot. That’s not even a real Twitter handle.

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@RickCCamp @ImFatPod Should have brought an ImFatPod sticker to pop on that sign.

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@trislerstudz Here is what that mystery package was supposed to have contained. I hope you appreciate the humor.

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@trislerstudz But he’s holding for field goals. So we’ve got that going for us.

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@IwriteOK Meh, technically if I throw a rock at someone they’d call that a missle as well. It’s all pedantry. Either way, the SDB can also be ground launched from a MLRS or HIMARS system so they exist in weird grey area.

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@trislerstudz I mean they do call themselves awful.

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@BrettKollmann HBO dropped their Factor sponsorship, they no longer feel the pressure.

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@ChrisTannehill The Twitch crew still keeps a list of things Danny has potentially applied his Mush powers to. We’ll keep a vigil until they’ve all come to fruition.

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@IwriteOK No air defenses for Lake Superior!

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@AdamHoge Did you just watch the JT O’Sullivan WB school video as well?

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Motion smoothing algorithms on televisions should be illegal.

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@BrettKollmann I have Justin PTSD, I kept thinking “he’s holding the ball too long”, except he was going through his progression. My brain can’t compute that yet.

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@ChrisTannehill @670TheScore The 83rd spot on the Bears all time receivers list occupied by none other than one Joe Marconi. Not sure how that's relevant, but I felt it was worth mentioning. Congrats everyone.