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[J E N N A @jennawyspy]

99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion

6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster

wake. the fuck. up.

[_ @stangjesse]

Bless up today yo - the bus driver literally pulled over for me while I was walking down the street before I made it to the stop

[_ @stangjesse]

Update: still a middle child.

[_ @stangjesse]

“What’s it like being a middle child?”

[_ @stangjesse]

@kassi_shapka So proud of you and all your growth 💛 love you

[Netflix @netflix]

A woman’s life was saved because a bystander remembered how to do CPR thanks to this scene from The Office.

RT to quite literally save a life.

[_ @stangjesse]

@ashmock Yes I will

[_ @stangjesse]

@ashmock Make me squeaky clean plz

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Transgender people in the military are in. Tweeting legislation is out. I ❤ our military. All of them.

[301.b_😼 @_brycemain_]

Rappers out here rapping about stupid shit and logic motivating people that going thru hard times . Legend 😇🙌🏼 https://t.co/YDfWPLQCGA

[_ @stangjesse]

I've hit an all time low... #thanksmom

[_ @stangjesse]

Fridgen preach @Eminem https://t.co/AHBnTDHlwz

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

"The Storm" (Freestyle) https://t.co/QLPjtgS5n3

[_ @stangjesse]

I ain't even mad at the 10 min long Nickleback snap stories... Like heck ya post some more let me experience the concert all over again!!!

[_ @stangjesse]

"Omg I'm soooo broke!! How will I ever afford groceries this week?!"
*buys $7.00 Latte*

[_ @stangjesse]

@allisonpaige05 Ya ew @kassi_shapka I can smell u from here. Ya lil nasty...

[CNN @CNN]

Yes, climate change made Harvey and Irma worse https://t.co/F7UTm7Y012

[_ @stangjesse]

@kirkyberr @connor_mcewen5 Do ponies turn into beautiful unicorns ?

[_ @stangjesse]

"It's not who know, it's who you blow." - my grandma