Stan Halen

Don't tweet a lot, but when I do, it's fairly random. Follow me if you want, I'll probably follow you back. Unless you’re a bot.

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If anyone else surprised by Penn State?

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@GreatClips estimated wait times would be more accurate if the stylists would stop chatting everyone up. The app said 20 minutes…..an hour later and I’m still waiting

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Don’t ever, ever buy a smart TV. They suck!!! @TCL_USA

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Watching @NoahWyle on leverage after watching on the Pitt. Dudes got range

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Love Jon Stewart’s podcast. His guest this week needs to learn not to use the word “right” every other word. Very distracting

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Right? Is just lazy speech and is very irritating

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John Stewart loves the words “churn” and “writ large”.

Could be a good drinking game!

#jonstewart

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If you’re going to by boner pills, why would you go with the non- tested version? My guy is just too valuable

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Stop the government from borrowing from the Social Security fund and eliminate the contribution max out for guys like Larry Fink.

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So…. What you are saying is rich people have rich friends so they have more to give and give more.

The Guardian with more ground breaking research

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The @AtlantaFalcons doing what they do best…. Drop the ball

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@GailSimone The Amazing Spider-Man #124 I forget the title, but it was the first one with Manwolf. My father bought it for me on a camping trip. First comic I ever read.

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#stolenthrone are so good

#Cigar

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@kylepitts__ is showing why you don’t pick a tight end at #4. @AtlantaFalcons

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@AtlantaFalcons can’t get a break

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Another @AtlantaFalcons turnover.

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Listening to the Wicked pod on @TheBigPic . @julietlitman has that annoying speech affectation of finishing sentences as a question. This is completely a west coast thing. Confirmed I will never see this movie.

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Thank God I got @hulu back. Time to watch some @HellsKitchenFOX

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@kurt_loder GOAT!! His OJ run on SNL will never be topped!

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I’m a @jeffGoldblumMSO fan, but I’m not seeing #WickedMovie. Looks awful.