•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 .

you can sleep in a coffin, but the past ain’t done with you.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

⠀
TOO MANY ༉‧₊˚ LIVES
TO KNOW WHICH IS
YOUR OWN. ♥︎
⠀ ⠀

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

Scratches ass

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

burps

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

i hate summer. there’s sweat in my ass crack

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

you could have one even without it. they’re in the fridge.

[interdimensional mechanic .ᐟ @portaledmech]

if it's boomin' can ya give me a free soda

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

summer’s startin’, so business is about to BOOM big time.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

OPEN STARTERS.

LIKE for a selected one 𝑶𝑹 comment the word if you have one in mind.

your muse is yours — add ++ for the roles to be reversed ( stan becoming the ‘your muse’ in this instance ).
⠀

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

— ❤️

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

Well— uh. You—

Yeah. I don’t have an answer that isn’t somethin’ like i’m in the future.

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

The portal —

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

Me? Why is it my fault? The portals been down for—

( Grimace. ) Ignore I said that.

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

What did you do?? This can’t just happen for no reason this -…

Hm.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

…

nope. not for sale.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

for what, exactly?

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

Yeah. Kinda. Sorta.

( Waving a hand, looking to the side. )

I probably have more right sayin’ that to you, Sixer! I mean, what, you’re thirty years younger than me? You’re supposed to be my twin!

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

( *From the looks of it, this was far from the disheveled and paranoid man Stan would have met with all those years ago. It had to be before the portal.* )

How did —
Why-

I .

It’s really you —???

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

what about it, kid.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

You’re YOUNG!

( Still, letting Ford touch his— wait. Does this mean— the whole… portal thing hasn’t happened yet? Or is this an alternate timeline… )

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

( *clasps his hand on Stan’s face, staring in disbelief. squishing his face.* )

Stan -???????

Why are you —

You’re so old —

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

FORD?!

HOW— WHAT—

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

Wh—

𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑳𝑬𝒀?!

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

( Jumping out of his skin. )

What the fuck—?!

[𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓭 @CIPHERDEVOTEE]

( *squints* )

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

frog blink.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

⠀ ⠀ call to plot.
⠀⠀
⠀⠀ʟɪᴋɪɴɢ; grants me permission to dm you for plotting.

⠀ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛ ᴍᴇssᴀɢɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ; shows interest in being a main; of course plotting, too!

⠀ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ; gives promotion to this call.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

/ going to reset here too. see below.

[•°. *࿐ ᴳᴿᵁᴺᴷᴸᴱ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍 . @stanipulation]

sick of this damn house