Stan

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@takakura_kennn @rue_story The show has been over for over a year

[🍄 shroom socialist @shroomsocialist]

It was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS!

[dude @tradboiwife]

.@Adobe I am going to hang myself and it's all your fault

[George of Patmos @georgeofpatmos]

Holiday schedule for 2027:

September 10 - Kirkerversary
September 11 - Day of Vengeance
October 1 - Proclamation of the People's Republic of China Day
October 7 - Al-Aqsa Flood Day
October 22 - Ethan Klein Day

[Heydarist 🇰🇵 @HydristOfficial]

“enjoy your two-parent solution”

[成龍 @graphtraversal]

BREAKING: github is currently experiencing unplanned uptime

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

American leftists: Sweden is the perfect example of the society we want to build.

Swedish center-left politicians: We are looking for buyers for all of the ambulances in Sweden.

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@IanECox @Solidarity_Star Hahahah spoon found in kitchen moment

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@lowgcifer @number_pizza111 @nikicaga How can she glow

[Joseph @joseph02482]

Fuck you

[nano @nanomachiner]

Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@uwukefinuwu @giantsbjork I know a few swingers

[Domhnall @CogitoEdu]

"They spend millions recreating our cities digitally to train their children to murder us and they do it for pleasure" is the kind of thing people pretend the North Korean government would do.

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@beezelbubba @paramdane He is literally in India

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"Iran is about to collapse"

[anna @meowkoteeq]

Replaced by AI

artists:
nah im fine. WAIT, FUCK! OH NO! OH NO! ah no nvm im actually fine

engineers:
i am a froooog and i'm in da hoooot tuuub and it's soo niceeee ooo yes yes i like it warmer mmm yeahh thats good warmer please oooohhhhh yeahhhh hotter please frog love hot tub mmmmmmffgghh

[Gris 🇩🇰 @Graesplaene_]

Good night