Stan

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@lowgcifer @number_pizza111 @nikicaga How can she glow

[Joseph @joseph02482]

Fuck you

[nano @nanomachiner]

Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@uwukefinuwu @giantsbjork I know a few swingers

[Domhnall @CogitoEdu]

"They spend millions recreating our cities digitally to train their children to murder us and they do it for pleasure" is the kind of thing people pretend the North Korean government would do.

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@beezelbubba @paramdane He is literally in India

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

"Iran is about to collapse"

[anna @meowkoteeq]

Replaced by AI

artists:
nah im fine. WAIT, FUCK! OH NO! OH NO! ah no nvm im actually fine

engineers:
i am a froooog and i'm in da hoooot tuuub and it's soo niceeee ooo yes yes i like it warmer mmm yeahh thats good warmer please oooohhhhh yeahhhh hotter please frog love hot tub mmmmmmffgghh

[Gris 🇩🇰 @Graesplaene_]

Good night

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@Inhumansoflate1 You started this retarded Nazi arc even before the riots

[Karl Marx @marxhaunting]

The bourgeoisie of the whole world, which looks complacently upon the wholesale massacre after the battle, is convulsed by horror at the desecration of brick and mortar!

[FandomFighter🇬🇧/🇮🇪(Regnum Irae) @fandomfighter29]

Thanks Google, not what I was asking you bro.

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

Top 5 climate activists of all time:
1) The Ayatollah (closed the strait)
2) Ansar Allah (bombed saudi arabia)
3) Xi Jinping (investing in green energy)
4) Zelenskyy (bombed russia)
5) Greta Thunberg

[everyone @BACKUPACCO87878]

good morning

[Z🇪🇹 @Weak_killer7]

Approached a girl in public and she begged me to not hurt her

[James Eisen 🇲🇪 @JamesEisen1891]

AsukaGroyper⚡️⚡️: remember what (((they))) took from you, the white zoomer is waking up *does nothing*

StalinDidNothingWrong 🇷🇺🇨🇳: a fascist worked out today, did you? *does nothing*

John Smith, 42, homeowner with a loving family: I’m going to kill my political opponents

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@iae101rbompane @AidanSimardone Actually it was infinity protestors

[Stan @Stanislaunder]

@MaHomeless15 @simonthesolemn @AidanSimardone I love semantics arguments they are very productive and not a reflection of someone being a huge retard