Dr. Stank Dick

a guy from Iowa who likes watching poo porn

[Dr. Stank Dick @stank_dr]

Never kiss your mom on the lips after your dads birthday

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Someone help.

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How do you know that your at a gay picnic?

The hotdogs taste like shit.

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Why don’t pedophiles compete in races? Because they always cum in a little behind.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they just beat the shit out of the room for being black.

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Why are there no pharmacy’s in Africa? Because you can’t take meds on an empty stomach

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How does a black female fight crime? She has an abortion.

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Do you know what 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape

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What do you call a pregnant slave? A buy one get one free.

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You ever wonder what it would be like to have a vagina for a day?

I would complain about everything.

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You know why you don’t give a woman a watch?

There’s a clock on the stove.

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Today seems like as good of a day as any to fly an airplane.

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Sometimes I just stay up all night thinking about @MasonJGordon02 while stroking my @sjohnson1108

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@MasonJGordon02 taught me how to make love 💕

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Been wearing a diaper all day from @MasonJGordon02. He has an art for making me poo myself.

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You know what the difference is between the titanic and your mom?

They know how many men went down on the titanic.

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You know the difference between me and you?

You came out of your mom.

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Yall ever eat a snickers upside down so you can feel the veiny texture on your tongue? Yeah me either.