Tiredof_urshit

USN -
4 'n done.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@KellyScaletta @RossyPrime Narrator: Turns out they were as crooked as the day is long

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@RossyPrime Misdirect with made up horsesshit a lot do we?

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@kgiselle653 And he'll put a big old grin on those dsl's.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

They have for the stick in my ass must be replaced on a regular basis.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Every dog that brings you a stick genuinely believes they have solved your problems

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@KellyScaletta @Acyn It would just be a muffled reply seeing as how their lips are permanently embedded on his ass.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@Baileymoon15 Well that was mistake numero uno

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

You ignorant fat fuck, if you're not saying this from Turd-a-Lardo as a private citizen then STFU.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They rigged the election. It’s been proven. We have things that you won't believe. When we release the full files, you're not going to believe how crooked election was.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@KellyScaletta @Acyn And if they actually had proof he would have already released it. How do imbeciles keep falling for his bullshit?

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

How do you come out as gay if you also like women? That means you're bisexual.

Are you listening Mike Johnson? #GOP

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

Markwayne talks out of his mouth like it's his back door.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

FOX & FRIENDS: These two court clerks are accused of taking migrants out the back door. What's gonna happen in this case in Utah?

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: We're gonna charge those. If you're harboring and abetting a criminal, we have zero tolerance for you. Zero.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

If Democrats can't make any headway with Trump saying he loves inflation they should really pack it up.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@atrupar ShitForBrainsSaysWhat

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla If only Elon would stop backing the political party that is against ALL OF THIS.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar It means a man with a microphone and a low IQ is speaking.

[Giselle💃🇺🇸 @kgiselle653]

There once was a guy full of spin, who swears every loss is a win. If he's yelling "they're through!" You can bet it's not true... cause lying's the only damn thing he can do.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

@BrilynHollyhand Yours was based on his race ours is based on a lack of #MAGA IQ.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

Turns out owning the libs is very expensive but that's just the sacrifice Trump is willing #MAGA to make.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

Hey we don't know guys, maybe he's playing four-dimensional tiddlywinks.

[Tiredof_urshit @stankloaf]

I think they like how confidently wrong he is about everything.