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[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

10 random Facts About Life You Won't Believe You Didn't Already Know

FROM PRACTICAL TIPS

1. You're tallest first thing in the morning.
If you're feeling a bit on the short side, measure your self when you first wake up. According to Jamaica Hospital Medical Center...

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Jorge Messi, father and representative of Lionel Messi, died at the age of 68 after suffering a serious illness.

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

Obooteh!
Ahead ahead!!!!!!

[XBeam🇦🇷 @xbeamedia]

There is no road - Collect rice

People are dying - Collect rice

No light - Collect Rice

No good Hospitals - Collect Rice

There is bad leadership - Collect Rice

The is no stable Electricity - collect rice

Fuel is Expensive - Collect Rice.

Educatio is expensive - Collect Rice.

The Government of rice, by rice and for Rice!

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 Marcus Rashford for Barcelona:

👤 49 games; 2,629 mins
🕢 54 mins per game
✨ 25 G/A
⚽️ 14 goals
🅰️ 11 assists
🏆 2 titles

Thank you Rashy.

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

This here 😑🥺

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

When you hear about things happening in Nigeria, you’d be shocked.

A woman gave birth to twins at the hospital & the doctor informed her that one of them didn’t make it out alive.

She asked to see the baby still, but the doctor said baby is not in good shape, & they can’t show her because she just gave birth and it’s the hospital’s policy.

Fast Forward, she found the supposed late baby with the doctor’s wife during immunisation classes months later.

She checked and the baby looked exactly like her baby. She confronted the doctor later on and he wanted to return the baby but the wife refused. He had to stay on his wife’s side.

The mother of the twins went to the police to report, but instead, she was the one locked up alongside her husband because the doctor and his wife knew people in the police that were in high positions.

She asked for DNA and they said the police came back to say they can’t do any DNA till the child is 8 years old. She refused. The police then threatened her that if she keeps causing problems,they’ll put her in prison till the child is 8. In face, they made her sign an undertaking that she’ll not bother the doctor and his family.

Many years later, the child is grown now, from the video I watched, the boy should be 8 years old (not sure). She is taking up the case again, but this doctor and his wife are refusing to do DNA. They transferred the case to Command in Abuja, the police can see the resemblance clearly, but this doctor took the case to FCID, which is bigger than Command.

This woman has lost hope in the system and has now gone to VeryDarkMan, who is gonna take up the case now. How do you steal someone’s child as a medical practitioner?

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

Ewoooooooooooo

[Derason247 @Chide_era]

@renoomokri Yeah! Ònye mgbu Reno

[Lamine Yamal Out Of Context @LamineYamalOoc]

Lamine Yamal respect everyone ♥️

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

"I'm a rich man by global standards, not just Nigerian standards." — Peter Obi

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

God is willing to save Nigeria, reason He sent PO..A new Nigeria is POssible and Nigeria will be O.K!

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

"I'm a rich man by global standards, not just Nigerian standards." — Peter Obi

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

Junior Kroupi - Plan B.

Thoughts? 🇫🇷

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

We no dey hear about that SOUTH EAST DEVELOPMENT FUND SAGA again.
Abi d committee no function ni or it has been swept under the APCarpet?

[YOUR PROFESSOR 🌍 @stanlexsyd]

"Inaudible audio hope"

[Everest @novieverest]

Peter Obi cooked men.

Seun - Is Renewed Hope looking like audio hope?

Peter Obi - It's not even audio hope because the person who promised the hope isn't speaking. He should come out of his bunker and speak to Nigerians.

😂😂😂

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

I listed my all assets, both here and Uk. The Code of Conduct said they would go and investigate and they did.
I left $150 million dollars,Can any governor come out to say he saved $15m in treasury account?
Do we appreciate honesty in Nigeria?
— Peter Obi

[KENNY ROSKY 😊 @KennyRosky7773]

“Nigerians must dismantle the system that produced Bola Tinubu; otherwise, it will continue to produce leaders even worse than what the nation can bear.”

— Dele Farotimi

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Both age yet no World Cup. ‼️

[Brother G.O @OyinTGSPE]

Messi Vs Portugal whole Squad at WC 2026

Messi Portugal

Chance created = 17 22
MOM award = 4 2
Goals scored = 8 8
Assist = 4. 3

[Islam Bouafif 🇹🇳🇵🇸 @BouafifNour]

You guys have no idea how much pressure Lamine took off his shoulders for the rest of his career by winning this World Cup.

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Instead of appreciating a 39-year-old player who went toe-to-toe with the best current young players in football today and outperformed them all, they are rubbishing his insane level of football with conspiracies about him being FIFA’s favourite guy!

[ijustin @justinijeh]

Three front runner aspirants for the office of President of the federal republic…

One aspirants team is lobbying the US to review a longstanding case of money laundering and drug related offences forfeiture…

The others team is responding by reminding the former of longstanding allegations/ case of bribery…in the US.

Both have hired lobbyists.

Third Candidate stands clear of any scandals…money laundering, corrupt enrichment, bribery or otherwise. Has persisted in saying that any credible allegations of malfeasance while in office will result in him stepping down from the race. Has made the same challenge for years now and still…crickets.

And you say you don’t know who the best candidate is ???

My brethren in the lord…your character is suspect!

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Finally, the Cyber new law is finally passed..
LEGAL NOTICE – 2025 CYBERCRIMES ACT NOW IN FORCE

The Federal Government has officially enacted the Cybercrimes Bill into law, meaning all provisions contained in the Cybercrimes (Prohibition, Prevention, etc.) acts are now fully enforceable and binding across the country.

Everyone—especially online users, content creators, and administrators of digital platforms or social media groups—must take note of the following key provisions:

Key Offenses Under the Cybercrimes Act:

1. Unauthorized Access to Devices – Section 3:
Gaining access to someone else’s phone, computer, or digital device without their permission is a criminal offense.
🛑 Punishable by up to 5 years imprisonment.

2. Tampering with Data – Section 4:
Modifying, deleting, obstructing, or interfering with another person’s digital data without lawful authority is illegal.
🛑 Punishable by up to 5 years imprisonment.

3. Disclosure of Critical Information – Section 5:
Sharing classified, sensitive, or “critical information infrastructure” with unauthorized persons is a serious offense.
🛑 Punishable by up to 15 years imprisonment.

4. Recording Private Conversations – Section 10:
Recording private discussions without proper authorization, *even if you are a participant*, violates privacy laws.
🛑 Punishable by up to 2 years imprisonment.

5. Publishing False or Misleading Information – Section 19:
Spreading fake news or publishing content that is deliberately misleading or deceptive is a criminal act.
🛑 Punishable by up to 2 years imprisonment.

6. Online Harassment and Abuse – Section 22:
Posting content that is rude, vulgar, offensive, or indecent, especially with the intent to embarrass or humiliate others, is an offense.
🛑 Punishable by up to 2 years imprisonment.

7. Inciting Ethnic Hatred or Division – Section 24:
Attempting to provoke ethnic, religious, or tribal hatred through online or offline statements amounts to domestic terrorism.
🛑 Punishable by life imprisonment.

Note that if you are an Administrator of a WhatsApp Group, Facebook Page, Telegram Channel, or Any Other Online Community

You can be held liable for the content shared by members if you knowingly allow illegal content to be posted or fail to moderate appropriately. As such, always monitor your groups, enforce community guidelines, and avoid circulating unverified or inflammatory content.

Stay Legally Protected

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. In this digital age, it is essential to understand and comply with the provisions of the Cybercrimes Act to avoid prosecution. Be responsible with your digital activities, and protect your legal and personal reputation.