Stanley Chi

Humor, wit & sex appeal. Host, Comedian, Author, Podcaster, & Content Creator. One Ph | One News | 92.3 FM Radyo Singko | Philkotse | The Underpaid Podcast

[Stanley Chi @stanleychi]

Signs na tinatamad kang pumasok sa opisina:
1.Maaga ka ngang nagising, pero di ka bumangon.
2.Kung puwedeng umabsent, absent na.
3.“Masama pakiramdam ko” — classic WFH excuse.
4.Sawang-sawa ka na makipagplastikan sa opisina.
5.Sini-seenzone mo lang si boss.
6.Pangit ka.

[Stanley Chi @stanleychi]

@gelodlpz Kuya lang hindi uncle.

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Hindi umuurong yung mga damit mo, tumataba ka lang talaga.

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Signs na tumatanda ka na:
1.Bigla ka na lang naging health conscious.
2.“25” ka na ulit sa birthday mo… for the 5th time.
3.Mas gusto mong matulog kaysa gumimik.
4.May maintenance meds ka na.
5.Yung ₱8K na running shoes, panlakad lang sa palengke.
6. Pangit ka.

#PangitKa

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Dati: Kailangan swag.
Ngayon: Basta hindi sumasakit ang paa, pwede na.

#ComfortOverStyle

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Yung nakahiga ka na, ready nang maging patatas… tapos biglang kumatok si reality: ‘Hoy, wala kang pera!’

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Alam mong nasa tito age ka na kapag ’yung pang-hiking at pang-golf na damit sa Decathlon, ’yun na rin ang office attire mo.

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Ang init ngayon.

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Kumusta naman ang holiday niyo?

[Ralph Domingo @ralphierce]

THE BRUNCH ROOM este THE MEN'S ROOM

@angelalagunzad & @DiegoCastro06 of #Brunch join @stanleychi & Janno Gibbs on #TheMensRoom tonight at 9:30pm on @onenewsph.

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Kumusta naman kayo dito sa X?

[Fashion PULIS @FashionPulis]

Gerald Anderson Clarifies Status with B and Rumor with P, Understands Dennis Padilla, Grateful for Impact of Projects He Made

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Warriors!

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Parang ganun pa rin ang Knicks kahit na andoon na si KAT.

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Ang sarap gumising ng tanghali tuwing Sabado.

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Ano ang gagawin mo kung bigla ka na lang pumitik?

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Ang tagal matapos ng June.

[Ralph Domingo @ralphierce]

Brand new episode of #TheMensRoom w/ Janno Gibbs & @stanleychi coming tonight on @onenewsph.

[Stanley Chi @stanleychi]

New episode!
Raket Thursdays with @EatsASmallWorld

https://t.co/7IMGI3hoRr

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