stanley parsons

2 yr old dachshund living with 2 indulgent owners in rural bliss. Likes: food; smells; the seaside. Dislikes: lack of attention; losing my ball.

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

With snout and paw, I have devised a way to access the fridge. Only need a device for distracting ma and pa now so I can get at it...

[All Pet Voices @AllPetVoices]

Pet Social Media Strategies For 2013: Do you have one?... http://t.co/0vliasdi

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

I sure am a well-put together specimen of smooth-haired dachshund today - form a queue, ladies

[Furever Dachshund @4EverDoxiRescue]

http://t.co/M0n8rOwm I iz happy Tobie. I has mate, Tucker, rescued wif me. We wish to be adopted togedder if wez can. http://t.co/RAdG6ASv

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

Loving the new David Bow-Wow single...

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

Feet up Wednesday with a malt and pot of peanut butter.Big Wednesday love to all the dachsies and dachie lovers out there. Life is good, ja?

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

Tonight I am pouring a wee dram and curling up with Samuel Poops' Diary that some of the dogs in the village have recommended

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

@LittleHollyWags Danke schon for the follow:)Check out Dachsie George / He knows all the chords..my wirehaired lil man down Cheshire highway

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

Dug the new Tom Cruise movie...That little guy could ride me on set like a cowboy...He just about come up to my schnozzle...#hollywood

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

@DannySlater18 Hang loose, bro. Lotta life to live yet and it ain't all working for the Golf Club man...

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

Just wanna sup my brandy and smoke my cigar, man...These tripe bones are siiiick..

[Furever Dachshund @4EverDoxiRescue]

do you love doxies? You are in great company! So did Rembrandt, Michelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, & Pablo Picasso

[Furever Dachshund @4EverDoxiRescue]

Dachshunds are the smallest breed of dog used for hunting. http://t.co/jC5ThlWk

[Furever Dachshund @4EverDoxiRescue]

Age is NOT a disease! Pawesome article for older doggies by Donna Solomon, DVM
http://t.co/B15JamuN

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

@HollyHodgkins Ciaow Holly. Was wunderbar to mix with you and yr beau at Christmas. Deep sorrow for any parps. Grannys sprouts root cause ja

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

@DannySlater18 Wunderbar for yr team of reds v NUFC squire. Apologies I could not lick your face that day. Billy aint for sharing housespace

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

I have noted the jar of German wurst in the fridge and am planning my hesit whilst pretending to be asleep #mischievousdachsie

[Find Stolen Phoebe @find_phoebe]

If you know where Phoebe is just GIVE HER BACK. The reward is MASSIVE for Phoebes return. #microchipped #FindPhoebe

[stanley parsons @stanleydachs]

What's that black lab doing on my patch? I own THIS village!!!!

[DREAM Rescue @DREAMRescue]

Brilliant! RT @DodgersList: Bad Back t-shirt Protect your dog from those who don't know how to correctly lift her.
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