secretary, menstruating

they/them

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

if i ever make a viral tweet and one of y'all responds with "Don't forget me when you're famous!!!" ur getting blocked

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

@ElizabethhNesi I love you lizzy

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Got fired yesterday for taking a lunch break

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Anyways who wants to chat about organizing workers

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Bummer that it’s actually not illegal for the summer camp I work at to make me work 8.5hrs with no breaks bc they’re run by the city

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Not me buying my regular clothes at the costume shop

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

@AmericanAir u stink!! My flight from dia is delayed 6+ hours and I got a $12 meal voucher (what airport meal costs only $12??) that doesn’t even work at the airport McDonald’s?!! Booooooo

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Do we think The Fall Guy (the film) was based on a NYT connections or the other way around?

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

@oh_hel_no @jeremysmiles I remember!!!

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Memorial Day tribute to Aaron Bushnell, who gave his life opposing genocide.

[hel @oh_hel_no]

can't imagine anything more embarrassing than having an american flag on your porch

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

I see god in the local costume shop finally getting in the clown makeup I’ve been looking for

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

I have shingles and I’m sorry but I think that’s quite funny so I’m probably never going to shut up about it

[hel @oh_hel_no]

free palestine

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

not me quoting Rent verbatim during my lecture about performance art

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

my personal he/they of the day is the sexy experimental filmmaker who casually paid my dinner tab :-)

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Oh my goodness I love to be sweaty and gay and dancing in a stranger’s living room

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you one of my students asked me if I would be a faculty advisor to a stand-up comedy club and I said, “AbsoLUTELY not”

[secretary, menstruating @stanleydudlo]

Are you PROMO CODE BALD (gay) or PROMO CODE MURDER (straight)?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Happy thanksgiving im thinking of Jacob imprinting on that baby.