SB

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

Football is so dumb nowdays

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “The bid will be for a Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaká level player. He’s a GALACTICO”.

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[foland (fan) @propsMCFC]

new angle just dropped.

how on earth was this not given😂😂

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

C’est à ce moment-là que l’arbitre a compris que le destin de ce sport était entre ses mains.

Il a décidé de ne plus accepter l’anti-jeu d’Arsenal et sa tricherie et j’ai un immense respect pour lui car beaucoup auraient cédé.

Félicitations Mr l'arbitre.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

À Toulouse, ce supporter arbore un maillot d’Arsenal et se fait chambrer… avant de montrer son maillot du PSG en dessous 😭😭😭

🎥 Tik Tok

[Iraola Index @_IraolaIndex]

7 minutes of Arsenal hate watch / head loss

Enjoy 🤣 LET IT ALL WORK OUTTTTT

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

Class

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Sergio Ramos complete the process to buy Sevilla and become new club owner.

The deal is in place with his brother René leading the process too.

Waiting for official and formal steps with laywers before statement.

[Atletico Universe @atletiuniverse]

🚨🇪🇸 Marcos Llorente speaks on his lifestyle.

Question: "Do you feel like a bit of an odd one?"

Llorente: "No. To me, the others are the strange ones. I’m a normal guy doing things that aren’t common today, but they’re actually very normal. I understand that in today’s society it’s hard to live the way I do, but it’s how we’re meant to live, like we did for many years before modern life."

Question: "Where did you learn this?"

Llorente: "From people who truly care about health and study beyond what’s commonly taught today. It’s not strange at all, it makes perfect sense when it’s explained properly. Living naturally makes more sense than living artificially, which is how we live now."

Question: "What do you consider “artificial”?"

Llorente: "This light you have on me right now, for example."

Question: "Does it bother you?"

Llorente: "Not really, I wear glasses. But it’s not natural or healthy. Using it occasionally is fine, but living like that all the time isn’t."

Question: "And red-tinted glasses?"

Llorente: "Those are for nighttime."

Questions "What bothers you about night light?"

Llorente: "Artificial light at night mimics midday sunlight. If your body is exposed to that at midnight, it doesn’t understand clocks, only light. It thinks it’s daytime when you should be sleeping."

Question: "Aren’t you worried about sun exposure?"

Llorente: "Not if you build a relationship with the sun. The problem is avoiding the sun all year and then spending seven hours under it in August. That’s like not training all year and then lifting 200kg. The problem isn��t the exercise, it’s you."

Question: "Do you do intermittent fasting?"

Llorente: "I do night fasting."

Question: "What does that mean?"

Llorente: "Not eating at night. I have my last meal before sunset."

Question: "Don’t you get hungry at midnight?"

Llorente: "Not if your body is well regulated. If your habits are bad, then yes."

Journalist: "Some might say this is a bit extreme…"

Llorente: "Humans have always lived with sunlight and darkness. We’ve artificially extended our days. What I do is actually the natural way."

Question: "And airplane emissions?"

Llorente: "That’s another topic we’d need half an hour to discuss it."

Question: "Do you think they affect the ecosystem?"

Llorente: "Have you looked at the sky today?
If you observe, you’ll start to notice things. The problem is we don’t stop to observe or think."

Question: "Maybe people don’t want to complicate their lives…"

Llorente: "Exactly and I understand that. It’s easier to go through life without thinking."

Journalist: "It’s good to have someone like you making people reflect."

Llorente: "It’s not about convincing it’s about observing, thinking for yourself, questioning things, and paying attention."

@sport

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

🐐

[Atletico Universe @atletiuniverse]

🚨🇪🇸 Marcos Llorente speaks on his lifestyle.

Question: "Do you feel like a bit of an odd one?"

Llorente: "No. To me, the others are the strange ones. I’m a normal guy doing things that aren’t common today, but they’re actually very normal. I understand that in today’s society it’s hard to live the way I do, but it’s how we’re meant to live, like we did for many years before modern life."

Question: "Where did you learn this?"

Llorente: "From people who truly care about health and study beyond what’s commonly taught today. It’s not strange at all, it makes perfect sense when it’s explained properly. Living naturally makes more sense than living artificially, which is how we live now."

Question: "What do you consider “artificial”?"

Llorente: "This light you have on me right now, for example."

Question: "Does it bother you?"

Llorente: "Not really, I wear glasses. But it’s not natural or healthy. Using it occasionally is fine, but living like that all the time isn’t."

Question: "And red-tinted glasses?"

Llorente: "Those are for nighttime."

Questions "What bothers you about night light?"

Llorente: "Artificial light at night mimics midday sunlight. If your body is exposed to that at midnight, it doesn’t understand clocks, only light. It thinks it’s daytime when you should be sleeping."

Question: "Aren’t you worried about sun exposure?"

Llorente: "Not if you build a relationship with the sun. The problem is avoiding the sun all year and then spending seven hours under it in August. That’s like not training all year and then lifting 200kg. The problem isn’t the exercise, it’s you."

Question: "Do you do intermittent fasting?"

Llorente: "I do night fasting."

Question: "What does that mean?"

Llorente: "Not eating at night. I have my last meal before sunset."

Question: "Don’t you get hungry at midnight?"

Llorente: "Not if your body is well regulated. If your habits are bad, then yes."

Journalist: "Some might say this is a bit extreme…"

Llorente: "Humans have always lived with sunlight and darkness. We’ve artificially extended our days. What I do is actually the natural way."

Question: "And airplane emissions?"

Llorente: "That’s another topic we’d need half an hour to discuss it."

Question: "Do you think they affect the ecosystem?"

Llorente: "Have you looked at the sky today?
If you observe, you’ll start to notice things. The problem is we don’t stop to observe or think."

Question: "Maybe people don’t want to complicate their lives…"

Llorente: "Exactly and I understand that. It’s easier to go through life without thinking."

Journalist: "It’s good to have someone like you making people reflect."

Llorente: "It’s not about convincing it’s about observing, thinking for yourself, questioning things, and paying attention."

@sport

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 weasels

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

scenes from a dermatologist conference in hawaii

imagine thinking the sun, the source of all life on earth, that plants turn to and animals seek out, that makes you feel & look better every time you spend time in it...

this is insanity

[blackstar @blackstarops]

ernest hemingway using a thompson submachine gun as shark repellent while aboard his boat (1930s)

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

As the Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics begin, a reminder that Jannik Sinner was destined to skiing greatness, beating the likes of Giovanni Franzoni (who leads the Italian Olympic team) as a kid...

Instead, he became a tennis champion, with four Slams (and counting) to his name 🦊

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Yo @TheRealKofiB this is darkkkkkkk

[Achilles @mralexthomas]

https://t.co/XAiwDCXYFx

[NFL @NFL]

RASHID SHAHEED 95-YARD KICKOFF RETURN TO START THE GAME.

SFvsSEA on FOX/FOX One
Stream on @NFLPlus

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

“I’m no even kidding, but I’m just fucking sliding down Falkland Hill on my ass.”

😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❄️

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

The past two times I was in Rome, this station by the Colosseum was under construction.

I was told the delay was due to the many artifacts being found.

Excellent idea to feature them throughout the finished work!

[SB @Stanleyjb__]

Vicario and his left foot chips 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Martin Hardy @mhardysport]

What a throw-in this is from Tottenham.
Fifteen minutes to go in their big derby, trailing 3-1 and no one wants the ball.
They go back and within 25 seconds Arsenal have scored their fourth, Eze has his hat-trick and the game is over.

[cloud nine ♱ ☻ @gilbbywontmiss]

“Titanic beginning to sink”

Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

Today in AD 1066:

Harold Godwinson and the noblest men of England put up a valiant last stand against the invading army of William the Conquerer!

The Battle of Hastings heralded the end of Anglo-Saxon England, & the start of the diabolical onslaught of the Normans!

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