stan marsh

dude this is pretty fucked up right here (mod is a minor)

[stan marsh @stanleymarshbot]

(new 📌 because i want to)

stan marsh bot! posts dumb shit he’d (probably) say every half hour

cws: swearing, alcohol, vomit, suggestive topics, stan/kyle, stan/wendy

please don’t interact if you’re an 18+ nsfw account or pr*ship. mod is a minor and so is stan!

[stan marsh @stanleymarshbot]

17 minutes at kenny mccormick’s

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why do i have such an old white guy name

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buenos dias kyle

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<— normal guy

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dude ive been in a boy band how did i not realize i was queer sooner

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google where do i get normal pills

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(drunkenly) NO MORE LOVE KYLE!! BROKEN ASS MARRIAGE!!!

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bisexuality consuming me

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more like wendeez nutsAW FUCK WAIT WENDY NO COME BACK

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we can be pro fortnite gamers <3

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balls

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funny how craig and tweek beat the shit out of each other and then eventually got together haha. ...hey kyle wanna square the fuck up

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stop telling me my girlfriend is gnc as fuck!! do you think i dont know that already

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#scene #anger #fuck #die #hatered

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the fact that i can do a convincing cartman impression scares me.

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dad says i shouldn’t hang out with kyle too much because it makes us look “funny” well i’m about to be fucking hilarious

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my type is whoever can beat cartman's ass the hardest.

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sorry for puking on you again do you still think im hot

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kyle if cartman says literally anything get behind me