Stanley Franklin

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

@orenbarsky @ComicDaveSmith Should he parachute into Tehran?

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@DoronSpielman @ComicDaveSmith Reactivated x to contribute to the ratio

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crazy that jesus was born at the end of fiscal Q4 right before companies get inventory for next year

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wow Ally Bank you really dont know me at all

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the job market is now so bad that The Office looks sick. You're like damn they got free coffee and they have a vending machine? shit sign me up

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

2025 is sick everybody is wearing a carharrt shirt and nobody has a job

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Ive learned from bodycam footage if a cop says “i got you” after every answer you give, you are most certainly going to jail

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

**cia officer waterboards me**

Me: **coughing** do you guys have sparkling?

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

stimmy checks have landed

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i love when an airbnb feels like a CIA safehouse

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Crypto was so much better before Donald Trump. It used to be a place where honest people scammed each other out of thousands of dollars, but now thanks to ol’ boy you have corrupt multinational organizations scamming everyone out of millions. Smdh.

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@MessiEra10_ @SpeakerJohnson You should go fight then

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Trump will have to divide military efforts now between Tehran and Los Angeles

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I’d be real nervous if i was a baby, medic, or journalist in Iran rn

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damn twitter really is back now

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Ah yes presidents day…the one day a year americans set aside their differences and come together to celebrate the birth of Benjamin Netenyahu

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

@benaveryisgood This is the @benaveryisgood arc i wanted

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I am once again asking Trump to pardon me from being banned off of Venmo

[Stanley Franklin @stanleypfrank]

Did you release a sketch this morning about the tiktok ban only to have it immediately invalidated by the sudden reversal? You may be entitled to compensation

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Just went viral on rednote for a crowd work bit where i asked an audience member what they did for a living and then i told them they need to work harder or theyll bring shame onto their family