Alex Stannard

If you think you recognise me - remember, I was young and needed the money

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@TheMasterBucks That is so funny hahaha

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@iamMRD24 @arsenal_tickets I can take one mate

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@j_n_cox @tickets2arsenal @arsenal_tickets @GunnersTickets Yep, can do mate

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@RadicallyJamie Hey, I voted for your Labour Party (twice) - now time for you to back mine 😏 #BringBackBlair

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

Interesting new strain of passive aggression from my gf tonight as I’ve been deemed “undeserving” of having halloumi with my dinner 😔 🧀

[Christian Adofo @CAdofo]

Felt Luth...might delete l8r

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@TheGlenlivet @RadicallyJamie have you seen the state of this hahaha 🤮

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@StephenHarvey_ Dislike

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

Everything in a full english other than the beans are papadums. The beans are the chutney.

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

It’s pissed it down in Barcelona today, but if that’s the price that needs to be paid for signing Pepe and Shawcross breaking his leg on the same day then I’m fine with that

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

Just watched my northern housemate eat a pie then pasty for dinner.
Asked him if that was the manc version of a prima then secondi piatti.
He said “probably, depending on whatever the fuck that is”

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@adlarr That’s beyond parody haha

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@amirnrf @RadicallyJamie you’d love this

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

1/ This Father’s Day, I compiled the most on-brand anecdotes of my dad, who is basically an Asian Ron Swanson. Thread:

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

Can’t believe I’ve just had to turn my heating on... love islands on, the English men’s team have just been knocked out of an international tournament... its supposed to be summer

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@Pintswithlaing 😏

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

@piersmorgan He'll have his Brexit milkshaken, not deferred.

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

With Game of Thrones’s now huge popularity, saying you don’t like the new season is just code for saying “I’ve actually read the books”

[Alex Stannard @stannard101]

Really happy to see London bringing GTA style jumps into its city planning