50 days until kickoff. Today dozens of the world's best quarterbacks wake up early, hit the gym, study tape and spend time away from their families so that come February, the blood sweat and tears all pay off and they can finally have a resume slightly worse than Jalen Hurts.
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew