Stanford Williams

Let the sunshine in.

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

Replying to
@MysterySolvent
That GD Trump! He's shitting in his pants AGAIN, and I had better hide or Ivanka will make me clean it up.

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

What does it mean when Jared Kushner makes this face?

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@MysterySolvent That GD Trump! He's shitting in his pants AGAIN, and I had better hide or Ivanka will make me clean it up.

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

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[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@gates_mcfadden I CANNOT WAIT!

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@ABCNewsLive the show on 20/20 Last seen in Lakeland just switched to The Vanishing Act. Is there a glitch in the matrix at 1:10:00? How does it end????

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@CNN funny.

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

In my British accent, how do you say "Vanity" in Bri'sh?

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@nathantalks @rbcb199 Oh no. I loved her. Time to do some research.

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

Gross and narcissistic all wrapped up in one! The new biggest loser.

[🇺🇸PeaceLove&Outrage ☮️💕😡 @1980Dorothy]

Ok, Space Karen.

[ancestors9 @ancestors9]

@tribelaw "Familiarity breeds contempt." #Shakespeare Donald is a pathetic inveterate liar, desperate for attention.👹

[YouTube TV @YouTubeTV]

It’s about *time*. The clock feature is here!

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@OMARCHAPARRO more people need to see your work! You are funny as hell! Hi Winny!!! Omg. @sherrishowtv please help make him become more known in the US.

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

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[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@YouTubeTV I have a suggestion: I tried to somehow highlight one of my favorite episodes of @PaternityCourt today and realized there is no way to do that. Any way the dev team can help me keep track of my favorite TV shows?

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@MysterySolvent Her car drove itself into the river because it refused to drive her to ANY politics related events. So Sarah Palin is calling a cab because she does not have Uber. #stilldumb

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@TansuYegen Now that's looking out for each other after a long night of drinking!

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

@AGT @howiemandel that suit looks awesome tonight!

[Stanford Williams @stansterman]

You got this!! Funny as heck! You need a tv show #NBC

[Mike E. Winfield aka GOLDEN BUZZER MIKE @MikeEWinfield]

🎉🎉🎉🎉 Did you catch my @AGT audition?

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