Stanton Stantan

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@fenwaypark @RedSox @tipping_pitches they are challenging Rubenstein to show off his wares

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@tipping_pitches Sorry for blasting links, I have no idea how this website works. I blast to say Hell No, this literally happens all of the time! I had a photo of Matisse Thybulle at Penn Station hanging above my desk for years.

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@tipping_pitches https://t.co/aoS7NS1bM6

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@tipping_pitches https://t.co/zInFZVEiUU

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@tipping_pitches https://t.co/0CjDNeKTwi

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@tipping_pitches Hell yes, bring back shame!

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@ArcainiLuke @MattGelb @WeintraubCole What about the B battery too #knowledge

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@tipping_pitches Perth Amboy (NJT), the second baseman for the Paterson Invaders. He had great hands and a penchant for drinking a shitload of bathtub gin.

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@grahamformaine @tipping_pitches

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@JimBowdenGM Imagine being this big of a fucking insecure loser

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@tipping_pitches WIP had left the “Harper getting traded?” narrative for dead months ago, Bob needlessly picking it up just to slander the Phillies. Great stuff.

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@tipping_pitches John stanton full page ad + Naylor! Is this (plus Pirates) posturing for salary cap negotiations?

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@Fpinespruce I just saw the Mayor of Asstown, Nevada at a Minnesota Vikings Intricacy Seminar and he said that bikes are fucking stupid!!!!!!

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@Fpinespruce @PhillyMayor @CouncilmemberKJ @marksquilla @ThielAdam @GeorgeBochetto @bcgp @phlbikeaction @PhillyOTIS @PhilaParking @PPD09Dist @tomfitzgerald None of these clips are from Asstown, Nevada because we don’t have cyclists or pedestrians!!!!!!!!

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@Fpinespruce @GeorgeBochetto @PhillyFireDept @PhillyPolice @StreetsPhila @PPD09Dist @PhilaParking Everyone in Asstown, Nevada lives in an RV that are parked in our old bike lanes. It’s like a houseboat but it’s a housethatsanoldRVinthebikelane

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@Fpinespruce @marksquilla @GeorgeBochetto @PhilaParking All of Asstown, Nevada is on the HIN because we have NO traffic laws and it’s fucking COOL

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@Fpinespruce @PhillyMayor @CouncilmemberKJ @marksquilla @ThielAdam @GeorgeBochetto @PhillyOTIS In Asstown, you can only drive a car to go anywhere. Walking is straight up illegal, as it Should be.

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@NYCMayor @tipping_pitches incredible how adams has co-opted the abundance/deliverism movement

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@Fpinespruce @PhillyMayor @PhillyPolice @NYPDnews @CouncilmemberKJ @marksquilla @ThielAdam @GeorgeBochetto this is also the law in Asstown, Nevada. A snide horse named Kevin is the "main guy"" who enforces This law. Boy does he like hay and smokin fat Ls!

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@Fpinespruce @bcgp @phlbikeaction Asstown, Nevada banned e-bikes after the mayor (a bantam rooster) got a DUI on his. He was bailed out by Chris Pratt’s stepson!!!!!!!!!!!!