Stan Knights

My illustrious career has taken another turn. Now the UK Franchise Director for The Institute of Microtraining a German co. who will change training in the UK.

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Sir Keir is being squeezed so hard by the left it's making his PIP'S squeak

[Steve Miller @StevenJonMiller]

😱 Who is controlling him?

He seems to be dancing to someone’s tune and I can’t work out whose it is…. Can you?

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@DimitarKopev @sentdefender What rubbish

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

LARRY you are looking mature

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

That's what happens when you try to 'spice it up'

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

BREAKING: Christian Horner has been sacked by Red Bull with immediate effect after 20 years as team principal of the Formula 1 team 🚨

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@AngelaRayner I agree. Look at Sir Keir trying to build a government. He had you, Rachel from accounts and David Lammy as the bricks

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@Kathy10720816 A touch harsh. In fairness one of them has style and class and Meghan hasn't

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@wolsned In fairness to Keir he was only able yo see his Mum at Easter who slowly explained it all.

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Rumour has it that Meghan wanted him to pick up some of those ukrainian jam recipes

[MeghansMole©️ @MeghansMole]

Who paid for this vanity trip to Ukraine for Prince Harry?

Were Invictus Funds used for this PR stunt?
Is Prince Harry treating Invictus like Sentebale?

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

The problem with learning Latin as Sir Keir will testify, it makes you grey, boring and occasionally good at international relations

[Philip Womack @WomackPhilip]

As with VAT on school fees, as with the tax on farmers, so cancelling Latin in state schools is uniting people from across the political spectrum in outrage. Can @Keir_Starmer get anything right?

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Perhaps Angela could give Rutland to Mauritius they seem in the market for extra pieces of landmass. See what Donald thinks...

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The historic county of Rutland, Britain’s smallest, could be abolished under Angela Rayner’s reorganisation of local government

[@Telegraph]

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Oh dear....

[(((Evs))) @Tory_Brexit69]

@AngelaRayner #waspiwomen

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@matapet @afneil Think you are missing the point that Sir Keir is our PM

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Never here Starmer as he is known

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Breaking News Exclusive: Keir Starmer to visit Britain tomorrow.

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@elonmuskTN 3

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Oh no I find I have TWO things in common with Keir Starmer. Firstly, we both like tuna sandwiches for lunch and we are both Knights. Forgive me, Kemi...
Stan Knights

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Keir Starmer has defended sandwiches as a "great British institution", after Tory leader Kemi Badenoch told the Spectator she doesn't think they're a real food.

She also said sandwiches were "lunch is for wimps".

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Gosh, I thought he was a Millwall Boy who got money and power and this gave him the opportunity to behave as he did... but no he is autistic, he thinks we are all thick

[JayBradley 😎🌻🏖 @JayBradley1]

Lawyers using Autism for his behaviour #GreggWallace I am incensed by this. Imagine the label and the bullying this will cause for Autistics. First hackers, then shooters and now sex predators. Hope @NASPressteam you will make a statement @autisticgardner @Autism @elonmusk

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

Who believes that Andrew Neil hadn't heard of Greg Wallace?

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

I’d never heard of Gregg Wallace until all these complaints about his dodgy, inappropriate behaviour came to light. Three quick thoughts:
1. He seems to have behaved unacceptably so often and to so many women that it is impossible to believe that BBC executives did not know about it — yet let it continue unhampered.
2. His remark about him being the target of “middle class women of a certain age” suggests he must be using the same PR team as Jaguar used for its recent disastrous rebranding campaign.
3. His TV career is over.

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@Mofoman360 John Prescott is his poster boy

[Stan Knights @stanthebaker]

@phughes76340646 Please send diamonds - I have enough suits