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I am SO beyond happily married!! I love God and my family. :)

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@multnomahu No, I’m sitting on my bed covered in dogs, definitely not social distanced. 😂🤣💜

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

This badass captain is also a straight up queen! #goals

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@TheKateMulgrew In addition to being a badass captain, this woman is a straight up queen!

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Yes please!

[Deafinitely Girly @deafgirly]

Subtitles aren't just for deaf people. Lots of my hearing friends use them, too. If you're hearing and find yourself using subtitles on Netflix and TV and would quite like them at the cinema, please retweet to help normalise their presence! Big thanks #DeafAwarenessWeek

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@NosleepPodcast None of these. The bear scene in Annihilation still gives me the creeps 2 years later! Also, Silent Hill freaks me out.🤷🏻‍♀️

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

#same

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Don’t pass this up, opportunity is knocking, will you answer, or hide behind the couch til it goes away?

[Multnomah University @multnomahu]

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#highered #apply #multnomahu

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@TheEllenShow Finding a new job...

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Welp.

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Stimulus packages around the world:

UK: 80% of workers' salaries

Denmark: 75% of workers' salaries

S Korea: 70% of workers' salaries

Netherlands: 90% of workers' salaries

Canada: $2k per month

Australia: $1k per month

US: One time $1200 check that may take months to arrive

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@4TerryFarrell Because the tests have a 30% false negative rate anyway.

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@drmikehart Yes, I was diagnosed with asthma at age 35 after losing more than 150lbs, that was fun. Shortness of breath, check. Dry cough, check. Fever, I have always run a little hot. So meh.

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@live955 Being represented by angry “feminists” who claim to be speaking on behalf of “women everywhere.”

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@live955 Our toilet paper dispenser is sideways, so it’s anyone’s guess.🤷🏻‍♀️

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Thanos, really? What do y’all have against Libras? ♎️

[Regal @RegalMovies]

Your Avengers Horoscope:

Aries - Spider-Man
Taurus - Gamora
Gemini - Loki
Cancer - Hulk
Leo - Star-Lord
Virgo - Black Panther
Libra - Thanos
Scorpio - Black Widow
Sagittarius - Thor
Capricorn - Captain America
Aquarius - Dr. Strange
Pisces - Scarlet Witch

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@MLM_exposed 😂

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

@karoysdon https://t.co/3mp3ty5bBw

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

Merry Christmas internet people.

[Stanzabee @stanzabeee]

I hope this means what I think it means!!!

[Jason Hawes @Jchawes]

We’re going to make a lot of people happy in 2019! #TAPS #TAPS2019