Staple Genius

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@tedcruz Fight, sure. Let’s go with that. But from where? Cancun again?

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@EliseStefanik Good point. The government should definitely tell private businesses what to do. That’s the @republican position on everything, right? What channels to carry, vaccine requirements, mandatory healthcare, increased minimum wage. Love the consistency.

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@NutshellCracked @AnnCoulter Good point. Bet you can’t wait to get back to listening to @CharlieDaniels preach politics. He sure knows his stuff. So in other words, you’re just tired of those with whom you do not agree? Makes sense. America is getting greater by the tweet.

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@AnnCoulter Do you think God really cares about skiing when there is famine, poverty, malaria, war, oppression (list could go on for a while)? Then again, the Olympics are on and I hear He is a fan of figure skating, especially that guy who won the bronze. You know, the one you don’t like.

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@realDonaldTrump Aah, no more @foxnews. You have changed the channel. That’s a good start. Way to go, buddy. Now here’s the next step. Turn the tv off, listen to those you’ve hired to give you advice, and then Do. Your. Damn. Job.

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@AnnCoulter Yeah, third best in the world is awful. Serves him right for sharing his political views. Oh wait, isn’t that what you do. All. The. Time. That’s the only reason anyone has ever heard of you. What are you demonstrably the third (or better) best in the world at? Not a long list.

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@AnnCoulter Making America Great Again, one foreign legal document at a time. I know you think @realDonaldTrump is great and the only way get him to like you is to boost his ego, but even he might see through this bs. Take it down a notch. #USconstitution

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@FoxNews @MZHemingway Christian beliefs shouldn’t be mocked. Nor should Islamic, Jewish, Buddhist or any other religions. You shouldn’t support the rights of one religion over another. They’re all more or less the same stories and lessons anyway. Be good to others, help the less fortunate, yada yada.

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@realDonaldTrump @MariaBartiromo .@realDonaldTrump How about you change the channel for once and try to hear a perspective different from yours? You know, be Presidential and all. Try your other favorite, the gorilla channel. Although I’m not sure that’ll give you anything different from @FoxNews. Never mind.

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@realDonaldTrump Don’t project your own inabilities onto others. Unlike you, the FBI is capable of doing two things at once. Do you really that they only have the resources for one investigation at a time? To think that so many voted - though fewer than who voted for HRC - for you... SMH. #SAD

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@realDonaldTrump Ok, I’ll bite. All Obama’s fault. Let’s go with that. Now, since you will do everything you can to do the opposite of what he did, do so here, too. So, he did nothing, you say? How about you do something then. Stop the Russian meddling.