@willmenaker@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE it's not a news article but you all GOTTA discuss this amazing story: https://t.co/ASkMPNdoYZ retired trooper scammed outta $900k by the mexican drug cartels.
text with my mom about @KnowYrEnemyPod, i was able to remind her that her patreon subscription is, in fact, her own non-secret connection. but i’m down to make a secret one, too @MatthewSitman and @SamAdlerBell
getting to the point of being willing to follow someone I’m dating on Instagram is really just a new layer of consent to directly shoot memes at each other.
i preordered a @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE#hellonearth tshirt at 1147pm last night, and then in a haze this morning at 745am i ordered it again. at least i bought two different colors 😂
is it weirder that I had him sign an intense video consent/privacy form before f*cking or that I want to ask him to pick up some bird seed on his way over for the next session.
#divorce#poly life 2023: paying $ xxxx retainer to my lawyer, then buying $ xxxx priced tickets to billy joel and stevie nicks for my polycule (me + boyfriend + his wife) putting it all on the amex, leading to a text to confirm it’s actually me. great question.
just me crying and feeling my queer heart overwhelmed with the joy, rage, love, bounty, liberation in the words of vicki, @gp_jls and @realLandsEnd. thank you death panel 🙏🏻
how old are you?
under 18: infant phaenomenon
18 – 22: teen detective
23 – 30: friend of the moon and crows
29 — 35: esteemed patroness
36 — 45: alluring crone
45 — 59: the babe with the power
60— 70: glamorous spinster
70+: immortal