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she/her/that bitch. Big Dinosaur Energy. Constantly finding new bullshit to be on. 🏳️‍🌈

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@The_Law_Boy talking to @RottenInDenmark while getting sighing at how little he understands about pop girlies in the new @IfBooksPod is me trying to explain pop gossip to my engineer coworkers. I feel so seen.

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@MaintenancePod , I’m sure I’m the millionth person to send this, but, fuck.

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@HeyBethMay Have you considered treating it as a potential new character that Anthony is required to voice a la Mr. Mustache?

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@HeyBethMay I know this is unhelpful, but I have a long torso, and I swear every shirt is only made for a very specific torso length right now and it is infuriating.

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@DateDateline Please let me be the probably 17th person to say that Katie was thinking of the horror movie When a Stranger Calls.

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@RottenInDenmark Bill Maher proves that you can be wrong but very loud and that’s somehow like being right to a lot of people.

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@RottenInDenmark , I just wanted to say that months ago I was like, “What do Aubrey and Michael look like?” after listening to Maintenance Phase forever, and I was legit like, “Damn, Michael looks so much like what I thought but also has the greatest cheekbones ever.”

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@notcapnamerica Listen, as one of the gays, I am willing to stop destroying Christianity if the other side will stop being homophobic, transphobic assholes who legislate bullshit. Also I want us each to get a Pride themed Cracker Barrel chair, just to piss off my neighbors.

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@HeyBethMay Hi. Obviously you don’t know me, but I’m a huge fan of Dungeons and Daddies and a Beth May stan in general. I so appreciate your openness about mental health and I wanted you to know it means a lot.

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The Love is Blind live reunion was pushed back, and the Fox Dominion trial was also pushed by a day. You might call this coincidence, but I call it a judge heavily invested in reality tv and real salty that they have to watch the playback today.

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@Tpwafx @Keen84063081 @LilNasX Straight men really just out here wanting him to release some gay porn or some shit lol.

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@AkilahObviously Could never

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@anime_diaries2 @LilNasX People who went to high school with me would have said the same. The women I’ve fucked would probably disagree. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@reallyskippy @LilNasX Awwww, buddy, big feelings!

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@HalleKiefer , I hope your date went well. And, yes, I feel a little weird since I only know you though listening to your podcasts, but I’m so proud of you and you’re amazing.

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@RottenInDenmark @yrfatfriend New Maintenance Phase fodder!

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

It is all making sense now. Will Cole, Paltrow’s “doctor”, has a new book out called…wait for it…shameflammation (also not sure how he has patients if he doesn’t diagnose or treat medical conditions)

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

When I pointed out that Congress isn't built for single parents like me, some of my colleagues said my situation was “so unique.” Fact: There are 10 million single parents in our country. I’ll keep speaking up for them and every other hardworking parent. #NationalSingleParentsDay

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Everyone should find anything @AkilahObviously has been on. She’s so brilliant and so no-bullshit always.

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

Geographically raised: Long Island

Culturally raised: Jurassic Park