Alexis destini 🪽

She gets her way.

[ᵍᵒʰᵃⁿ Mokoena @vsejanea]

Kerry Washington when the script says she's sleeping w a yt politician and cheating

[living dead girl💔 @sauceyy__]

The psych doctor in the orphan (2009)

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈

What's his BEST album?

[🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh]

I was here first?

[𝕶𝖎-𝕾𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖓’ 🥀 @Kimani__J]

I gotta block my mom after this ain’t no way 😭😂

[242 @yapture]

I woke up before my alarm today and genuinely caught it ringing silently 😭

[Sue @IamSueHassan]

My ex literally robbed every single nigga he heard i was talking to then would come n be like see that pussy ass nigga can’t even protect himself how he gon protect u …. Omg i hated him bad

[trin👻 @cartoonghost17]

passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”

[Khalil @SleezeMaraj]

Everybody trynna say this isn’t genuine, but if that cheating ngga made this slideshow for you and posted it on Instagram y’all would be folding

[Bodega Baddie @SunnyBanks_]

Jordyn Woods-Towns shows off the two rings in one year 🔥🔥

[gee. @uwitmeorwhat]

And this is why the mean girl allegations never land for me, look at what she was up against? Some of these responses are crazy.

[Platini 🦁🍽️ @platini954]

I’m very close to drafting a petition and sending it to Congress about these two. I’ve had enough.

[𝓻𝓪𝔂 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @sup3rsun]

Thank you for this.

[𖦹°‧𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓬𝓪 .⋆♱ @chaoticgrrI]

new extremely load bearing post just dropped

[kéké @kekee_42]

Je mange avec mes collègues et je constate que deux ont le même Tupperware avec le même repas dedans.

[bizzle 1️⃣3️⃣ @bi_zzled]

eu gosto mt de lembrar da vez que meu pai me falou pra eu nao me matar porque pega mal pra um psicólogo ter um filho que cometeu suicidio

[lex😈 @GoldenLexis]

And I would have sued. If she’s 10 fucking centimeters someone should have been at the end of the bed already. That baby could have slipped out and hit his head if that dad wasn’t looking. Nurses walking around looking confused asf. He looks irritated and rightfully so.

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

how it feels to tell the truth after the relationship is over #nowitsreallyover

[P² @DreMacsAMillion]

And I like to keep my options open

[mar @puccadosol]

lembro de uma situação que aconteceu na adolescência que nunca vou esquecer

minha amiga precisava de carona e ela veio cmg no carro dos meus pais e em um certo momento na conversa falou "ela não cala a boca nem por um minuto" e meu pai "em casa ela nunca fala"