⭐️bex schwartz

creativemonger. I write & direct and other fun stuff. I love teevee.

[⭐️bex schwartz @starbex]

First, the Muppets Take Manhattan. Then they Take Berlin.

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@elaine_stritch Empty Chair-O-Planes at Empty Tables

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@elaine_stritch A Little Freefall of Rain

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I have diligently (and enviously) watched everyone’s videos of JCS at the Hollywood bowl and I am eternally grateful for your service.

TRUE STORY: @adamlambert and I sang “heaven on their minds” together while I was directing this campaign:
https://t.co/BlMPRxzQ4d

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

My statement on the Trump administration's illegal military actions and the wars that must end.

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@speriod Aroooooo

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@DPD_ (I broke my Twitter boycott just to make sure the world knows how I feel about this)

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@DavidHMandel @am_cinematheque @EgyptianLA The world building in the opening shots is just exquisite

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@DvoraMeyers How about “Hey ADL — fuck your ‘bit of grace’ bullshit”

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@mileskahn Robble Robble

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It would be incredible if everyone spent their last day on twitter urging National Archivist @AOTUS11_Shogan to ovary up and publish & certify the ERA as the 28th Amendment following Biden’s statement. #EqualityNow

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today I'm affirming what I have long believed and what three-fourths of the states have ratified:

The 28th Amendment is the law of the land, guaranteeing all Americans equal rights and protections under the law regardless of their sex.

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https://t.co/uVmECKntYe

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@AOTUS11_Shogan PUBLISH THE ERA NOW #EqualityNow cc @equalitynow

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@BenStiller I’m rewatching. Holy spicy candy, the Ricken voiceovers are just exquisite

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I love my IRL karaoke friends and I also love my parasocial @dimension20show friends so I can tug my ear at them for the phrase “alter emo” (photo by @jayasax)

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@joshgondelman Bravo.

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@rachelmillman I BELIEVE IN YOU

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@likaluca The cat and I made the exact same noise!

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Could we get the gaetz report today, as a treat?