morbius

[Dr David Vernon @DrDavidVernon]

the pleasure of writing at dawn

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

"A poor man knows he is poor, a poor woman just thinks she is with the wrong man."

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Good. Drop them to $40

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

It's October 31st 🎃

#TheBatman �

[sea @neverlie]

mfs will deadass look you in the eyes and say she’s mid

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

2 years after avoiding women.

[alexander @junkothemachine]

Lost both games.
#signGarnachoGetGarnachoResults

[🦩jay II🦩 @mascdonna]

Even her children’s books having deluxe editions oh BROTHER

[lyndaisy ☆ @lynasdf]

this is like winning the pissing yourself competition

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Here we go.

[最高 😈♉️ @guiltytaurean]

me being in a saw situation would be so impossible. i do not want to live bad enough to cut my own foot off.

[phil @AssMulcherr]

“Cricket”

[Iseult @iseult]

“The rape didn’t last long enough”

There is not enough anger in the world to account for how little sexual violence against women just doesn’t matter in society.

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

In my day if you needed money this badly you would simply send your elderly father to do laps around the garden during a global pandemic

[SpiritWTE @SpiritWTE]

If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive

[Connor @SomethingRibald]

Put Saka in that league and they’re renaming Oktoberfest after him