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honestly no idea what i’m doin 🏳️‍🌈

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hi it’s me coming back from the dead mid saturn return and my life is a mess

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just now finding this and realizing i really DID get out of minnesota in 2024🥹🥹

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2024 goal is to get tf out of minnesota

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currently 5:07 am and i just finished #HeartstopperS3 and i am sobbing and unfortunately this will be my entire personality for the next month

[Jon Bellion Nation @jbellionnation]

Alright claim your shirt

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i will be SO unbearable when this comes out

[☠︎ @bryanxtorres]

whenever i say boots the house im referencing this 😭

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kesha is SOOOOOO BACK and i’m so here for it

[JⱯCK @draikjack]

get in loser for the #JOYRIDE

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[hannah @hannahshorrr]

me when ross lynch came out in london tonight during one of your girls

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

4 more years till she’s eligible to run for president btw.. #MENDLER2028

[alexa @glusong]

GOD what have you done? you’re a pink pony oomf

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

they better give chappell that best new artist grammy or else

[christian @cpweissmann]

me trying to memorize the tweet on my tl that’s about to disappear when it auto refreshes

[alexa @glusong]

chappell roan thank you for saving pop music

[Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL]

Beet is feeding him every answer

[professional yapper @starbsthot]

*vodka soda

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

This is exactly how I stare at the bartender for 15 minutes with a 0.3 BAC before ordering a Miller Lite

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my current hyperfixation no skip album