bucko

You fuckin losers in alberta miss me and so do your girlfriends. I got 20 in 09 and it was fuckin easy. BCIHL champ 2013, obviously.

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Glad to see my boys @Coin_Tees and @CoupDaddy8 are employing the #goanyone #goeveryone philosophy. #yegdownpour #onmylevel

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Knee deep in pussy, throwing hundreds. 6 years of college hockey under my belt but I graduated with my PHD in panty flooding #20in09

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Forecast for camrose: rain
Forecast for BC: torrential fuckin downpour of pussy juice, beginning at 5 pm
#MashinHolesAndScoringGoals #fuck

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

@Coin_Tees @bourkitis whats up in AB for may long, faggots? In BC its 250 twisted teas, 99 young sluts & the Crippler #TotalPussyDomination

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

What the fuck else is new, faggots? No fly by either, straight to the d-room to mash up some bitch's hole. #viscious

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

@Coin_Tees don't be pissed if this is blunt tonight I'm fuckin shredding cunt Won't stop till the cripplers fed all this puss is fuckin dead

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

@WisersWhisky not givin a fuck in our white tees and ball caps..challenge the crippler #whiskeydick #stillcripplin

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Getting a wheelchair ramp installed in the Honda this weekend. Sick of piggy backin these hoes to the door every morning #kidcrippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

@Vikingshockey who gives a shit about your GPA, you guys still bang sevens and have small dicks #thecrippler #20in08

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

@Doctor_Dartfish I'm gonna need a lawyer, bro. I fuckin slaughtered some pussy last night. My god. #BCsMostWanted

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Holy fuckin shit boys its Friday. Tonight I'm gonna gun twisted teas and murder pussy like its fuckin 09 #feedthecrippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

You serious Hello Kitty? Your about to get #teamcrippler'd #fuckblastoise

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

good thing there was no augustana confessions when I was there. It would just be a string of bitches confessing "I'm fuckin crippled"

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Hey @dgagnon24 we get it.. Your adopted cousin plays in the show.. That peasant ever put up 20 in the acac? Fuck it #20in09 #teamcrippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Just woke up hung over as fuck. These sluts better get out of my bed so I can have a bong rip. too bad they're crippled #emilyrose

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Just watched the Kate upton cat daddy video. She's like a 7 on the bucko scale but id still cripple that fuckin bitch. #teamcrippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm absolutely swimming in it #pussyking

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

My boy @SwazBalls is looking for some ass tonight, thought about throwing him a bone but fuck it, that's my pussy #crippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

I heard @Coin_Tees is hosting a sobriety contest at the Bronx tonight. Drinking waters in the corner and shit, fuck. #teamcrippler

[bucko @starbuckallstar]

Holy fuck boys I just gunned two twisted teas and smoked a gagger ready to go out and dominate some freshman puss. Where the v ball sluts?