sassy barista

sometimes people treat us like we aren't people. sometimes we need to laugh at those people.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Fuck OFF

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

"Hey, what Hoodie Allen shows am I seeing you at?"

Literally zero, catch y'all before the show if you wanna hang out though.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

@bryanthrower Nahhhhhhhhh, I never claimed to be tolerant of the fucks that support that nazi-sympathizing asshat.

Never have been, never will be.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

I hope this years Starbuck's holiday cups say "fuck trump," in bold type.

Since all of these racist assholes wanna talk about free speech.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Talking shit about something dumb someone did without realizing they have a headset on. #LittleBaristaThings

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

"Do you want that hot or iced?"
"What's the difference?"

There are some questions you just can't answer without being a smartass.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

When my bf & I started dating, his ex-gf messaged him & said, "since when do you even like Starbucks? 🙄" & I quote her at least once a day.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

The amount of times I drop it like its hot while on bar is *ridiculous.*

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

"& then they picked up a mobile order that didn't belong to them and started swirling it."

Every single person with a headset just gasped.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Concept: Sunday peak fully staffed. #StarbucksProblems

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Yesterday I was bar for the entirety of my shift with a 101° fever.

Today I tried to call in & was told that we were too short staffed. 🙃

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

I just had a panic attack on bar, but I'm still faster than that bitch who tries to tell me I'm dating whipped creams wrong. 🙃🙃🙃

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

"Love you!"
"Did you just tell that customer you love them?"
"Yeah, I associate being ignored with love, so." #ToBeAPartner #StarbucksProbs

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

"What liquor would taste good in this drink?" is one of my favorite games to play at work.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

My talents include drinking a trenta water on a ten and then going to bar for 4 hours without wetting myself.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Despite how I feel about him personally, hoodie allen's music introduced me to some of my favorite humans and I am thankful for them daily.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

I'm in a store right now where there isn't a single timer in sight and I am STRESSED.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

Two of our three bars were down this morning and the third was really close to shutting down. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

This morning our opening shift was sick & 0 key holders would answer their phone. I thought a customer was going to bust a window w a rock.

[sassy barista @starbuxprobs]

My new ASM is a break-timer. So it's just a matter of time before I'm going to have to hurt his feelings so he'll back off.