Starchy on mastodon @[email protected]

Techops @eff. Dumb music, ill-advised running, *THOUGHTS*. Tweets are your own.
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[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

My last tweet* will be to remind you that https://t.co/y5l0KXN0jh is a good place to find me if you enjoy mastodonning

*until I forget I said that, if I get the chance

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

dude, seriously?

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

why are you like this

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Weird tweet but o.k.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Pretty weird to see a free speech absolutist purge users who talk about https://t.co/mAe4TaRiTu @elonjet en masse...todon

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Did you know you can have your account suspended just for saying "@[email protected]"? Now that's what I call comedy!

[UNW0MⒶN🐀 @unwoman]

https://t.co/8BW5OnDdvi

We lose one of the less censored platforms if we lose Twitter.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

@xor @zim @d_feldman This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a sick burn-out

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

If we both have to leave this place, you can’t “reach” me in another way. Many years from now you will think you see me from behind on the platform of the central train station in Stockholm and wonder what might have been

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

this banger was just a little over halfway through my twitting career. You can like it if you want to

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

"Bye everyone, I'm going to Burning Man"
*turns off phone and laptop*
*drinks whisky in the bath for 12 days*
"It was way better last year"

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

The man truly has a half-assed philosophy. A monocheek world-view, if you will.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

@LostPhrack joke's on you, I don't revise anything

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Rereading some of my oldest tweets, I see that I consistently double-spaced after periods. How does anyone put up with me

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

There exists, apparently, a thing called Disney's Magical Express. You guessed correctly: it's a bus. From the airport. To Hell.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Meteors! Did *they* smash my car window?

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

This medium is a mess.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Reminder: A rising tide raises all boats *on one shore*. Where do you think that water comes from, dipshits?

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

Lunch with Pynchon. What the hell, Tommy - soup again!?

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

The Great Conversation of our time will be held 140 characters at a time or less. Keep training. Also in YouTube comments. We're doomed.

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

C'mon, drugs, do your stuff!

[Starchy on mastodon @[email protected] @starchy]

I'm home sick with a sore throat. Throat: sore. Thr04tx0r!!1!