morgan

adam sandler enthusiast

[morgan @starchyballs]

@bobsaget how does it feel to be the human form of dishwater

[morgan @starchyballs]

peacock poopcock its all the same

[morgan @starchyballs]

happy birthday gay people! hope its good one

[morgan @starchyballs]

this aged horribly.

[morgan @starchyballs]

@bobsaget how does it feel to be the human form of dishwater

[morgan @starchyballs]

@shroomlightt big fan of him

[morgan @starchyballs]

@shroomlightt ohhh yeah. thats bob alright. big bob. bobby boy. bobby to the max.

[morgan @starchyballs]

@pyrosulfide do your project with abbie

[morgan @starchyballs]

@TheMcRib1

[morgan @starchyballs]

shoenice

[morgan @starchyballs]

got into weezer discourse with @chicken_shhit last night because she said weezer is a cover band. weezer has a cover album wench that does not make them a cover band. i know my weezer.

[morgan @starchyballs]

@ethosein sadly thats not luca hes at camp smooching men

[morgan @starchyballs]

me n the boys otw up to vermont 💏

[morgan @starchyballs]

1:01am i woke up in a cold sweat with the need to watch the hawaii episodes of impractical jokers

[kyle @kylevsthew0rld]

we need a disney princess that throws her milk soaked webkinz against the wall making a loud thud

[morgan @starchyballs]

@shroomlightt your dad is hot.

[morgan @starchyballs]

love is a battlefield by pat benatar is a substitute for xanax sometimes when im feeling particularly grubby ill put it on loop

[morgan @starchyballs]

weezer

[morgan @starchyballs]

@pyrosulfide i forgot i never made the rice after you told me what to do

you boil it right?

[morgan @starchyballs]

does anyone know how to cook rice