๐ 11th June 2020 ๐ถ โWalkiesโ Influencer ๐พ Ball enthusiast ๐ค Nap time advocate ๐ Sable F1 Male Cockapoo ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Dim humans in training โก๏ธ Touch of stardust ๐
Dog pals. To explain. (1) I follow humans everywhere. No privacy. (2) I also like towels I can pull. Thus I pull off bathroom towel, naked human retrieves it. I see butt at my height & I sniffed and licked it hello like I would dog friends. There was screaming ๐ฑ๐#dogsoftwitter
Day 140. Dog friends. It is Christmas. Let the feast of delicious noms commence. ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฅฉ (I have my eye on some particularly delicious smelling ham...) Happy Christmas all. ๐โค๏ธ
Day 137. So we are in some kind of quantum state where it both is and is not a Christmas. The humans have weirdly spent the evening wrapping boxes of things Iโm not to investigate so I have spent the evening shredding all things. Yes I like this Christmas thing! #dogsoftwitter
Day 139. Today has been a snoozle sort of day. Humans have been flapping around so by lunch time Iโd had enough and induced pup paralysis in them by using a leg to sleep on. Whenever I sleep on a body part they canโt move. I am their master as they are my cushions. #dogsoftwitter
Day 137. Whereโs my postman? He is one of the best humans Iโve met. He knows my name is Ziggy, he always has a treat for me and sometimes pops it through the letterbox if my humans arenโt around. I donโt know which dog pal trained him but they did a great job! #dogsoftwitter
Day 136. The humans seem out of sorts currently. When they are grumpy itโs my dog duty to give them bigger things to focus on so they can forget their worries. I obliged by bringing home an inordinate amount of mud today. Am sure they will thank me later... #dogsoftwitter
Day 135. I hate this ๐คฌ mat. If humans cooking, I have to go to my mat. I sit and make grumbling noises. Iโm a smart pup though and today realised I can pick the mat up with my mouth and remove it from room. With no mat I can jump for roast chicken on counter top. #dogsoftwitter