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[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

me during the 167 hours a week i am not in therapy: life is pain existence is a prison i will never recover i am doomed there is no point there is no purpose i am the oldest 27 year old alive it’s over

me during the 1 hour a week i am in therapy: in my chex mix era #chexmixera

[cate @seaofbelIs]

Me when a character is weird about sex

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dont you dare show me skinny james gandolfini

[andrés @andresmiguer]

como me siento cuando me dejan con personas que acabo de conocer

[⚔️ @stardustmmrss]

100% mi sento impotente

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

When people tell me about plastic surgeries they’re contemplating I feel like a suicide hotline operator. So distressing

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Every movie being a remake and every food being advertised as fiber and protein rich

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.

Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

The Cyclops
by Odilon Redon
1914

[silviaˊᵕˋ🍊 @aquariushar]

momento più alto dell’odissea quando aprono le porte di troia e c’è agamennone con l’armatura di iron man

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

The gods keep sending Nolan rainbows and dolphins and he keeps adding more grey filter to turn the scene lifeless.

[lara @rizingvenus]

l’ossessione che avevo per questa puntata di pippi calzelunghe, volevo tutto il negozio di caramelle

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[✩ @wetfIowers]

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