sarah jessica parkour

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

resting Natalie Dormer face
😏

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

smõøth

[Post Local @postlocal]

As nomination battle for Va. governor revs up, some worry the GOP is stuck in neutral https://t.co/KCccv7pWlS

[paul @paulswhtn]

why are they walking into the capitol like this

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

I love you

Aw

[Annie @nontanne]

my favorite poem is the beaufort wind scale i guess

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

M.D.s , like every successful parasite, came late to the “Doctor” party and are now insisting that they should be the only Doctors.

Meanwhile we few, we unhappy few, we Doctors Juris, barely complain that people toss tomatoes more than honorifics our way

[Katie Jennings @katiedjennings]

I forgot only white men who got their PhDs before 1950 are allowed to be called doctor. Thanks @WSJ opinion page for reminding me!

[isabel fka persephone @themeulemeester]

this video of swiss cows celebrating their autumn tradition of leaving the alps to go down to their other home in valley while wearing big bells and flower crowns brings me so much joy i cannot explain it

[Quang D. Tran, S.J. @LeMeTellUSumtin]

"Interestingly, the ancient Celtic people saw the Holy Spirit not as a hovering white dove but as a 'wild goose.' The meaning behind this peculiar choice is because they saw how the Holy Spirit has a tendency to disrupt and surprise." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/HB8a1IrZAa

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

Dangerous fire weather conditions will continue across parts of northern California through the day Monday, and across parts of southern California into Tuesday morning. Critical conditions are also possible Monday afternoon across southern Nevada and northwest Arizona.

[Cher @cher]

IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME
WITH POST OFFICE 🙄

[lynn dewitt, twïtters sweetheart @iamlynndewitt]

this is proof that rich people are so incredibly out of touch with reality

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

*has 20 illegitimate children*
*has a succession crisis*

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

King Henry I of England (c.1068-1135) had 20 illegitimate children by 6 different mistresses. William of Malmesbury said the King was ‘free from carnal desires’, & ‘His intercourse with women was undertaken not for the satisfaction of his lusts, but from his desire for children’

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

@elizabeth_loupe Joanna Newsom. Not always folk but always incredible.

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

Or that it gets REMARKABLY worse.

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it

[Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans]

the disturbing lack of time travellers arriving to stop 2020 happening suggests we never actually invent it

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

@normalpeople Can we discuss your very interesting casting of black people as (1) defender of nazi speech and (2) sexual predator

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

Colorblind casting where the villain is always black 🥰

wait

[sarah jessica parkour @stareberries]

@starbucks shoutout to Yolanda at the Columbia Heights store in DC. She was going above and beyond in spite of literally everything. Please allow tipping on credit card purchases! I didn’t have cash on me and this lady deserves recognition.

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

To simplify following the criminal justice news of the last 36 hours, I posted a set of 10 links to police brutality videos on Facebook

Can't do that here, obvs

So I'm putting them into a thread

[PoPville @PoPville]

Helluva way to wake up