Chelsea 🐱

An enthusiast.

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, tell me why my thighs aren't small.

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@panTdropper I’m your brother now. I love you, your dad knows and is so happy ❤️

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@WhatTheHylton Bitch, maybe

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

When I first met @WhatTheHylton I mostly wanted him to stop touching the thermostat but now he’s one of my favorite friends so let that be a lesson to me and only me.

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@WhatTheHylton Idk I think it was Shannon. She’s the fine wine and you are the table crackers

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@Jarahme The time is now we are sick forever. This is the coveted “adulthood” we heard so much about

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@Jarahme Expect a call from county bb

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

There are SWAT helicopters or some shit circling my neighborhood and all I can think about is that speeding ticket I got in 2018

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

I made it fam only took me 8 years

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

I hope I never get to the point where my doctor asks, "Do you have a list of current medications?" And I actually hand them a list.

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@panTdropper We okay! Thank you 💕

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

Diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder but also got a promotion??? Very confused about what emotions I should be feeling 🤗🤗🤗

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@panTdropper Omg are building a vivarium?? I have one!!

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@panTdropper YAY

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

Watching Olympic gymnastics trials and yelling at the my screen from the couch like I’m not 50lbs overweight 🥴

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

Some people are allergic to perfumes and colognes!!!!! I’m not one of them, I just don’t want to fucking smell you in this airplane for two hours.

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@bearjuden113 I feel like this is a common issue

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

It’s 2:30 in the morning and I just said out loud to myself “just try’s to close thine eyes” because I have to be at work soon so YEAH Killin it

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@DisnerdEddie Yes mother sry love you

[Chelsea 🐱 @starf0xx]

@jameslthrp WHATRE THEY SELLING