SEAN CONNERY TRAFFIC REPORT
Itsh been shnowing and shleeting through the wee hoursh o' the morn.
Roads are shlippery.
You may shlide if you don't use caushion.
Keep a shafe dishtance, put down your electronic devishes, and avoid dishtractions.
Have a shplendid shnow day!
#LPD
NOT COOL
Not Cool: Hanging out in your car in an empty parking lot
More Not Cool: Hotboxing with your buddies and getting caught by @Lincoln_Police
Extra More Not Cool: Calling your mom to come get you
Super Extra More Not Coo: Mom getting a DUI when she arrives drunk
#LPD