JohnnyStarfish

Just being nice to people, like all crustaceans are

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@fesshole I earn most of the money in my household too. But I am not the head of anything. And most of the money goes on bills, the kids, holidays and other family stuff. It doesn’t bother me, that’s what being a responsible adult is all about.

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@fesshole “Son, it doesn’t bother me that you’re gay but stop wasting my vegetables!

Now pass the butternut squash. I’m glad to see you didn’t have a go on that.”

Problem sorted

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

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[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@LisbethWallings @fesshole The worst advice you could possibly give.

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@SeanDubIreland @rdisc0mb0bulate So you were travelling well below the speed limit in the overtaking lane? Do you even know the rules of the road?

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@fesshole Fair enough 🤷‍♂️

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@gnickodonnell Getting the common letters can leave you open to this. Sometimes you need a less common one early.

Good job on getting it in 2!

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

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Another one of those. You think you’re going to get it in 2. Nervously end up with 5 😰

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@little_football We did the bronco test at the start of the season. Me and a few other coaches did it too. Beat a fair few but got beaten by loads too.

But then, there’s all shapes and sizes in rugby. Tough going on a powerful prop!

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@little_football I’m 46 and coaching u15’s. Most of them can beat me now.

A fair few have hit 6 foot now too

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@obrien_jonathan FSG could be doing the kite flying to see what they could get.

It's just I've heard these kind of things a few times in the last 12 years. No matter what, they'll get a great return on the £300m they paid.

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@obrien_jonathan Looking forward to having a cuppa with our new owner 😉

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@obrien_jonathan That aged well 😉

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@JohnRowlett4 @FunmanDave @fesshole Has happened to us all! Crazy how we still got the blame 😂

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@Woolberto @PracKapital @OwenCallan It’s not €1,000 a year. It’s €1,000 for first offence

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@Woolberto @PracKapital @OwenCallan Never pay from the beginning.

Fine is €1,000. 6 years of non payment and it’s paid for itself

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

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[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@anon_opin The best pies I’ve ever tasted where in Australia. You got them in the bakery, so the pastry was always great

[JohnnyStarfish @starfish_johnny]

@PhilinGibraltar Kris explained himself why he apologised in his tweet