Spotty Giraffe

Bigotry, racism, misogyny, stupidity, animal cruelty & all religions are total bullshit. More cannabis less alcohol & might just be better. Sarcasm aplenty!

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@waitmaya 31

[Un Étrange En Terre Étrange @LoinDuTribu]

I has also been brought to my attention that someone called Maria MacLachlan quote-tweeted me to complain that my replies were switched off, before announcing that she regretted giving me “the time of day”.

Maria, I am terribly sorry, but I have no idea who you are.

I do not remember speaking to you. Grok cannot establish that we have ever interacted. No notification appeared. Until a friend explained that you run a YouTube channel called Peak Trans, I assumed you were simply another passing account grumbling into the electronic fog.

This is the bit in Avengers: Endgame where Scarlet Witch confronts Thanos with the full emotional weight of their history and he looks at her as though she has approached him about a faulty boiler.

I do not know you.

Apparently I denied you access to my replies. This has been interpreted as some meaningful rejection of dialogue, when the less cinematic explanation is that my replies were already restricted and I was somewhere else, blissfully unaware that an important summit between myself and the proprietor of Peak Trans had failed to commence.

Then came the tragedy:

You regretted giving me the time of day.

Maria, you did not give me the time of day.

I missed the entire encounter. No exchange occurred. No arguments were traded. I did not even get the opportunity to disappoint you properly.

And for that, I sincerely apologise.

Had I known that Maria MacLachlan of Peak Trans was waiting outside the locked replies with a small parcel of discourse, I might have instructed the footman to let her in.

Instead, you delivered a devastating final line to a man who had not realised the opening line existed.

Still, please do not feel embarrassed.

You are now part of a growing and distinguished tradition of gender-critical personalities triumphantly ending conversations with me that I did not know we were having.

Staniland is celebrating being blocked.

A woman named Lisa is warning people against engaging with me.

And Maria regrets granting me an audience I somehow failed to attend.

Thanos had the Infinity Stones.

I apparently possess the far greater power of ruining people’s afternoons without being present.

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@SheriMetras1 @jimstewartson And that's before we look at his personal track record across the board. Did you know that everything he inherited from Daddy would have been worth more if he had simply not done any business with it and just let it sit there? That's a wild concept. . .

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@SheriMetras1 @jimstewartson Umm P-Girl, do you know how difficult it is to not make money from casinos to the point you have to shut them down? Other casino owners have literally borrowed eye watering amounts of capital to just build their casinos before a single brick is in place yet have paid off early.

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@iamAtheistGirl He's quite arrogant & condescending for someone that doesn't feel the need to check his work before posting for all eternity something that even if he had a point (he doesn't) gets demolished by the fact he lacks a coherent thought. Or worse he thought it was fine. . .

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@kwakuasanteb @talkSPORT I must have watched a different match. Going 1-0 up was completely against the run of play. Argentina were in full control and one break with a touch of luck resulted in a goal. Players thinking they could sit on a single goal lead for 25 mins & a manager seeing this & reacting

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@fdr170220 @kwakuasanteb @talkSPORT I'd go one further and say it even starts in the qualifiers. Getting a top seed and so easy group to qualify from which then leads to another easy run in the actual tournament. If they were honest they would talk about the poor quality shown, scrapping through until punished

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@NoInnrMonologue @kulture_watch What in the holy strawman batman is this?

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

Even the American media is laughing at Farage 🤣🤣🤣

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@Lauraoiq @isabellasg3 To use your own logic, USA would be the first team prevented from participating, then a few others after that. . .

[Hunter @hunt1931]

@DennisBrandenb4 Weird I thought EGC was a scam though 😂😂😂

[Simon | EstateX | $ESX @SimonEstateX]

@DennisBrandenb4 It’s hard to claim @atlaswallet doesn’t exist those days… 😂

[Just me @LeftyCurved]

All these people asking @SamCKx to take legal action against @RealShawnte and CedarDao need to give their head a shake

Sam will never do anything that involves the law to get it back. He has $1.2 million of the projects $ and would have to have disclosure in any lawsuit

[Spotty Giraffe @starfishpotato]

@JesterJum Wang tang billabangtastic

[Jum @JesterJum]

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[Just me @LeftyCurved]

Hey @SamCKx and @Real_Drakefist I have a copy of the Evergrow white paper along with plenty of screenshots of sam's lies. If you need either feel free to dm me 👍

[CatchingFlies @Numismatist24_7]

@CombatGeoff @live4offrd @RealShawnte @CedarDAO I'm actually stunned at Sams statement on how the DAO isn't actually a DAO in an attempt to bolster his argument & attack against Shawnte in an attempt to bolster support, clear his name & talk about the votes that went his way without realising what he's admitting to said votes

[Shawnte V. Thompson @RealShawnte]

Since everyone is using Grok, I will leave this here. I won't comment anylonger until I can issue a report:

https://t.co/u3AdHnYp5C

[CatchingFlies @Numismatist24_7]

Well "never" is a long time @Samckx so let's go back to 2022 shall we where it was stayed you were in fact involved in that particular area called blocking. Of course you'll have to ask him about this @RealShawnte as I'm currently blocked ironically because of Sam.

[Unrepentant Fenian bastard. @Budgie12438982]

If you are a loyalist or Unionist ( the only difference is the price of their shoes) and you are upset about the Irish language.

Have a wee listen to this lad 😁