Monica Henry

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

@mekalek @MapleLeafs Yeah, I think his eyeball was definitely injured. Wish him well.

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

What? What did that say?

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

Beyoncé's underwire made an appearance

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

What happens when you have heated tile flooring.. 😊

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

So take that Mr. T

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Happy 35th Birthday @TheSimpsons! Best 35 years of my life 🎉 Also, Double Christmas episode out tonight on @DisneyPlus 🎄

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

@PasPlayhouse @JinkxMonsoon Love you

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

@JinkxMonsoon I'm so excited to see you Tuesday at the #Meridian in #Toronto. I'll be the one throwing kisses, lolol.

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

Gotta love how Jake Paul's accomplishments are shown in 4k and Mike Tyson's on beta. #Netflix #fight

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

#netfix you're lagging and buffering during the #fight. Closed caption is sharper.

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

@MikeTyson Well, the 1st fight had to buffer and then got grainy. Hope you have better luck.

[UPS Canada @UPS_Canada]

@MarcusTorrent Hello, we are really sorry for any inconveniences caused with our services. We would like to help you, could you send us your tracking number, email address, address and phone number via DM? -Bryan

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

@MarcusTorrent I mourn with you. 😪

[Paul Fugère @MarcusTorrent]

What a joke. @UPS_Canada changed my package preferences to redirect to my old preferred pick-up location in Toronto and are charging my $70 dollars to send the package to where it should be.

[Monica Henry @starfishpucker]

#Recycle or not?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

The Starbucks name game.

More Here: https://t.co/EDWgFmBE5u

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

So I went over to look at @bluesky and found this person claiming to know me for 35 years yet is calling me a plonk because I supposedly followed him on Twitter the week before he left.
I have no idea who this charlatan is; I called him out.🙄
Apparently craycrays are everywhere!

[Rob @_ROB_29]

There are still good people in the world.

Guy returns missing dog and refuses to accept the reward

[jos @josiahhughes]

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.