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yapper | 20 | they/them | why are you even here???

[🦇starfvcker🦇 @starfvcker_]

Me constantly:

[🦇starfvcker🦇 @starfvcker_]

This shit too funny 😭😭😭

[🦇starfvcker🦇 @starfvcker_]

“You’re addicted!” WROONNNGG!!!!! I’m but a slave to my passions!!!

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

A distraught friend yesterday boiled it down perfectly:

"If we won, we'd be celebrating how many of them would get healthcare, education, or student loans canceled. But they won, and they're celebrating how many of us they get to kill."

Tells the whole story, doesn't it?

[Springtrap @Espaking2]

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HERE'S A THREAD EXPOSING DONALD TRUMP FOR CHEATING MULTIPLE TIMES IN THIS ELECTION, HE CHEATED THIS WHOLE TIME

PLEASE LIKE + RETWEET 🔁

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS

[𝕬𝖘𝖍. 🥀🇵🇸 @ashleelorrainex]

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[🦇starfvcker🦇 @starfvcker_]

Markiplier was the first youtuber I EVER watched, he weirdly feels like a cool uncle I have NEVER met.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

What internet creator do you have the deepest parasocial relationship with?