monet💕

Reader!!!📚
Literally just a girl🤭

[𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🐈 @ShaniaWagema]

Eh??? 😭😭😭😭😭

[:) @realkimetojoy]

🤣🤣🤣don't read this nonsense
Read fiction and center your life.
Have hobbies.

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

Interpreter of dreams, Joseph of our generation, the great seer of Singapoor, Womb-Watcher extraordinaire and Minister of Marriage Studies… tell us more. Please, we beg you.

[monet💕 @stargurlmonet]

@UTDqueen Waah 😂

[FZNATION @Fznation01]

No child of mine is starting from SCRATCH

[Kweyah @kweyahh]

“Nakuangalianga hivi nashindwa kama uko na akili”

[Mwenda @Davidkmwenda]

My boy amekujiwa as a man 🤣. Funniest shit ever manze

[stopper @blan_kks]

Unavaa trenchcoat mvua inakataa kunyesha unashinda tao kama undertaker

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Apparently if you buy a cabbage from Coles you are legally obligated to also buy carrots and mayonnaise.

It’s Coles law.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

I miss prime me😭😭... kuna time nilipata 404 ryma without English.Nirudishieni nyota yangu...

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

January 3rd.
3 days gone, 65 days until the end of the year

[monet💕 @stargurlmonet]

In 2026 I will:
1. Reap what and where I didn't sow
2. Take what belongs to Ceaser
3. Gain without pain
4. Put my eggs in one basket
5. Build Rome in a day
6. Judge a book by its cover
7. Believe that all that glitters is gold
8. Be a choosy beggar

[👩🏾‍🦳 @jklauraa]

aesthetically this was the best wrapped in a minuteee

[monet💕 @stargurlmonet]

Ni masaa ya watu wa https://t.co/binZ2Z8m5K kuscreenshot Spotify wraps za watu wengine and pass them as theirs😭

[Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah]

Agreed.

[Chapatti muncher💗🪷 @dorrieeeeee]

Built my timeline brick by brick. I haven't come across any RIP Agwambo

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Siku ya Ruto it would take the CIA, FBI,DCI and any other 3 letter agency to get me off Twitter omg 😭🙏

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Hey hey

[Brena @Breany_22]

Sanitizing people when they die will be a thing of a past. We will call a spade a spade

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

How I’m viewing status za whatsapp