bella

i am fortunately, unfortunate + proudly poor.

[bella @starjdore]

Wait a minute, hang on! My tax dollars are going to war zones. So, am I indirectly financing mass murder? Um.. What?

I'd like to opt out please..

[bella @starjdore]

My ex-husband and I were in a 50/50 relationship. Even though he used to earn 3x more & despite me being vocal about it (1 reason for divorce).

He's getting married soon and literally giving 110%.

Ladies, let me tell you... it goes to show...

[bella @starjdore]

Your worth is measured by how much you tolerate. The more BS you tolerate, the less you are valued.

[bella @starjdore]

With centuries of evolution, we as humans have discovered ways of longevity. Except, the consequences of living so fragile is desolate.

[bella @starjdore]

Let's make Canada, Canadian again. 🇨🇦

[bella @starjdore]

In a hospital setting is where it becomes clear how poorly wives are being treated in their homes.

....and that, ladies and gents is why I am single. I have zero fucking tolerance for bull shit!

Byeee...

[bella @starjdore]

Having a kid is like re-living your childhood traumas.

[bella @starjdore]

Treat 'em well when they're young and they'll treat you good when you're old.

[bella @starjdore]

PSA: If you're procreating, the absolute least you can do is instill basic life skills. Our future is beaming with clueless, fucking idiots. At this point we are completely doomed as a human race & I guarantee somebody is going to make profits over it.

[bella @starjdore]

Hospital: A place filled with overjoy for birth, and grief-stricken with death.

[bella @starjdore]

Dating in 2024: Yeahhh... No thanks.. I'm good.

[bella @starjdore]

I need to get under some son, coz I'm in serious lack of vitamin D, know what I'm sayin'..

[bella @starjdore]

I may have not 'chosen' the right partner, but our divorce a decade ago was amicable & remains peaceful for the sake of our child. The fuckery that the rest of you are so adamantly inducing in, making life miserable for everyone, is atrocious.

[bella @starjdore]

My 15 just got his braces tightened and now he's mad at me. Somehow, it's entirely my fault. #parentingsucksshitballs

[bella @starjdore]

In defense of all independant women, we pay for dinner, getaways, concerts, spas (you love it, don't lie).
We r not pushing masculinity. U MFs shit talk coz u know we don't need you. So, make us want u, instead. Once in a while, take the reigns. We love that. Trust me.

[bella @starjdore]

I'm looking for a "Rip" that can handle my "Beth"-ness.

[bella @starjdore]

To lead a healthy, happy life, you have to keep everything balanced i.e. diets, regimens, work/life, study/play, etc.

Libras everywhere be like:
I AM THE PERFECT EPITOME!
I AM 'THE ONE'

And then, we also don't care coz we want our peace.

[bella @starjdore]

Sometimes...
'my type'
is the wrong type and the
'not my type'
are truly heaven sent

[bella @starjdore]

BF1 - True love - left heartbroken BF2 - Numb - left dissappointed BF3 - Extreme happy - was fake
BF4 - Happy - turned sad
BF5 - No thx..I'm already broken

[bella @starjdore]

Yesterday, I saw a sweet old lady waiting for the bus w/2 grocery bags. She stood there for over 20mins, no bench. I felt bad & decided to ask her if I can drive her home. She politely declined. Instead of feeling good about my gesture, I now awkwardly feel like a serial killer!