Simon Barclay

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@polsia Check it out here : https://t.co/uBQvy2gGlI

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@Meta @MetaSupport @facebook
My Facebook account was hacked.The hacker created a fake Instagram account,which led to my FB being disabled. Now Meta wants me to log into the fraudulent IG account to appeal.I can’t. I need to speak to someone urgently.
#MetaSupport #facebookhacked

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@JohnLewisRetail our £200 Christmas tree that was purchased last November no longer lights up. Just been advised there is no warranty on seasonal items. Is that true? Expect better from John Lewis and expect a £200 tree to last more than one Christmas 🎄

[Julia Prague @julia_prague]

As a frontline doctor in London - you really really need to take this seriously - it is bad - it is really bad - already - and it’s predicted to be worse by next weekend - too many people really don’t get it yet - stay indoors!! Seriously! #FlattenTheCurve #COVID19 @doctor_oxford

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ it’s ok to lick your fingers 🤮🆘

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Man up

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Well done son.

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@Davidropa45 You’ll then see it in liquid form going down your neck and if you’re really lucky back out the other way

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@velogames @aka_squidy @lesleyandgraham @asifjohnwouldeverbeontwitter

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@Davidropa45 Language Timothy

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Almost as clever as your dad. Well done.

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@Malaga__Airport been waiting for 1 hour for my luggage now. Flight FR5159 @Ryanair

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@irishpeloton Might have more luck with “Say what you don’t like about Lance Armstrong....”

[Jane @JanePDavidson]

@modcyclingphoto As you sit waiting, meet Jess (10) @RoarForJess battling neuroblastoma for 7yrs
Receiving pallative care at home, and making precious memories with her darling family
Her last wish is to receive tweets from famous people off the telly
Can you help,please? Thanks

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Get your lazy arse out of bed then. It might speed up.

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

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[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

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[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Wouldn’t put them near your mouth 😂 toe nail might fall off

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ Which half can’t move? Is your drinking arm still working?

[Simon Barclay @starkas]

@joebarclay_ At least he made it out.