Tony Stark

If you haven't heard of me, you've lived under a rock for the last 20 years.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

To all the imitators out there: Sorry but I'm back. Thank you to filling in for me while I was gone but I can take it from here.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

You put the spark in my Arc Reactor. #iloveallofyou

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

Remember that time I slept with female Loki and Thor was really upset? Good times.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@godofbadassery least our relationship isn't that complicated. It's more like you try to kill me every time we're around each other.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@KevinHurry it's complicated.

[Shawna @Whimsic_Musings]

Scarlett Johansson & Luc Besson Team Up For The Black Widow Movie We Should Have Already Had [TRAILER] http://t.co/93ThBFYTb9

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

I finally watched Captain America 2 and I object to Bucky and Steve's bromance. I'm far more fun than angsty Bucky.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@ironstarkman I know. He needs to follow me first.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

It's been far too long, twitter. Fall too long.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

My doppelgänger finally decided to get twitter. Took him long enough. @RobertDowneyJr

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@Hellion_X I don't eat peanut butter, only almond butter. I don't know what you've been getting that.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@Hellion_X how long have you been staying at my house? =_=

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

What would you say my worst quality is? (Besides not logging onto twitter for 6 months)

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

Steve hasn't ever been able to get completely wasted? Challenge accepted.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@_ClintBarton_ you mean the cars that could possible be under your name now?

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

I prefer traveling way by Iron Man suit... My passport literally has trouble written on every page.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

When life gives you lemons, you make a Lemon Drop Extraordinaire.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

@asgardbadass now my friend, don't make up fibs. We know it's all you're good for but be good.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

It's been far to long, twitter.

[Tony Stark @starkcissistic]

Glorious RT @Mim78: @starkcissistic Almost done... :-D