anthony.

cheap tricks and cheesy one liners.

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@greatjobsteve is that a threat, a promise, or a little bit of both? either way, you have my full attention, which doesn’t usually happen.

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paying boys to be nice to me.

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@greatjobsteve does it ever get hard being a romantic? asking for a friend. (i’m the friend.)

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@greatjobsteve right, i forgot, chivalry isn’t dead.

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@optempero

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@minetmort eh, i don’t really have the energy for that. if you want to be locked up in my basement, you could do that in your free time.

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iso: sugar baby. contact me for details.

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ladies, gentlemen, and those of you who know better, please welcome to the stage... mr. peter parker.

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cats on the tl. happy friday.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

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typing a message thirty times and deleting every draft is a professional sport.

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@optempero i lived to tell the tale. but you’re a smart guy. so.

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i dated a lawyer once. it didn’t end well.

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@optempero cute, but i’d make it free. i’m first in line, anyway. give the people what they want.

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@optempero “a guy like you”. funny. right, i forgot, i don’t have morals. where’s the guillotine?

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@optempero you know what they say. if you can’t buy it, break it.

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@optempero looking out for mother earth. ✌️