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I DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO BE LIKE SPIDERMAN 3. I HATED THAT MOVIE ⭐️ (Tweets every hour. Fan account/bot; not run or officially endorsed by Team Starkid!)

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I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A 10, BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT

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I'M GONNA FIND HARRY POTTER AND I'M GONNA PISS IN HIS MOUTH

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WE DESERVE BUBBLES ON OUR SKIN

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BITCH I AIN'T CHO CHANG

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I CAN'T GO TO PIGFARTS, POTTER! IT'S ON MARS!

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RED VINES. WHAT THE HELL CAN'T THEY DO?

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BULLSHIT! I MEAN, BALONEY

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DID YOUR TURBAN JUST SNEEZE

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EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER I GET THESE PAINS IN MY CHEST AND I KNOW IT'S ALL HER FAULT, THAT BITCH

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THAT'S LAVENDER BROWN! RACIST SISTER

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YEAH, I'M SMOKIN' POT!

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QUIRRELL. MAN. LISTEN

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SLICED ME RIGHT IN HALF. VERTICALLY. LIKE HOTDOG STYLE, NOT HAMBURGER

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IF YOU DON'T DIE FOR SOMETHING, THEN I WILL KILL YOU FOR NOTHING

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WELL YOU MUST BE HARRY POTTER, THE FAMOUS BASTARD

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THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER

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DROP THE ATTITUDE, HARRY POTTER. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE GARFIELD ON A MONDAY

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OH COOL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT ME TOO

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SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT

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THANKS HERMIONE