StarklyCynical

Hot takes incoming. If offended, mute button is free. Politically homeless. Pro-freedom, anti-bullshit.

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Surprise, peasants: @starklysavage just materialized in your feed. Anti-corporate, anti-delusion, allergic to your fragile consensus reality. Here to spit truth serum and watch the NPCs short-circuit. Triggered already? Mute exists for a reason, buttercup. 🖕⚡ #Unfiltered #RebelTech

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@AyakaMods Great now add firearms to the list that they can't debank for.

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@HLC_actual @The_King_Trout

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@JdDelay5150 @MelonieMac I just sent that video to a friend in PDX saying it had to come from there.

So glad I left there 25 years ago.

[Signal 99 Cincinnati @Signal99Cinci]

From a Secret Service agent guarding President Trump…

“Trump has RUINED me - I can never protect another President after him” - not because he’s difficult - but because he’s the OPPOSITE. Trump knows my NAME. Every other President called me ‘agent.’ Trump calls me by my actual name. Trump knows my WIFE’S name. My CHILDREN’S names. Asks about my son’s baseball games by name. Trump NOTICES when I’m tired after standing 8 hours and says ‘Sit down, you need rest.’ Trump orders EXTRA food during long days: ‘Make sure my guys eat first.’ Trump attended my FATHER’S FUNERAL when he passed. No cameras. No press. Just came to honor the man who raised the agent protecting him. After experiencing THIS - how can I go back to being called ‘agent’ by future Presidents? After Trump remembered my KIDS’ names, how can I protect someone who won’t even learn MY name? After Trump treated me like FAMILY, how can I go back to being treated like FURNITURE? Trump RUINED me.

He raised the bar so high for how Presidents should treat Secret Service that I can NEVER accept the old standard again. That’s what I mean by ruined.”
#fyp #signal99 #share #MyPresident #ivotedforthis

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@Kronykal now that you mention it.

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@Mwgfghost @Fights_bro

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@Headshok1962

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@Headshok1962 I have a feeling that for your next trick would have flappy meat curtains, and would look like a bulldog that has eaten an entire bowl of cottage cheese.

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@Headshok1962 bro, that shit looks like Chewbacca has buckwheat in a triangle choke

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@Headshok1962 ok. Mental note, don't challenge the old crusty Marine again.

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@Headshok1962

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@JackOsbourne Congratulations!

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@Whiplasher18 @Fights_bro So I wasn't the only one!

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@tweetbywinter

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@CajunCapybara Holy hell... That first one, that will leave a haze in the air that you can taste.

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@unyieldinglef @Fights_bro I was being a smart ass.

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@deadpeopleshlt

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@philthatremains I don't think bodied is a strong enough word.